tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64175470871649813582024-03-13T14:48:36.040-05:00Opportunity Assassinswhere productivity comes to dieRoederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-78163266168185520722016-06-15T12:37:00.001-05:002016-06-15T12:37:11.050-05:00OA Goes to E3 (via the Internet)This year's E3 kicked off in much the same way that every year's E3 kicks off....conferences from the big guys. Both Microsoft and Sony held their keynote addresses on Monday, showing off new games and new hardware.<br />
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As usual, these conferences took very different approaches with Microsoft going more laid back with spread out sofas, a stage surrounded with viewers and the typical "Microsoft wants to be the cool kids" dress approach that consists of a t-shirt under a sport coat.<br />
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Microsoft showed off a slew of new games, announced a 40% smaller Xbox One S (even smaller when you include the MASSIVE power brick that was included in the original and is now integrated in this new version), a revitalized cross-platform approach where any non-Playstation/Nintendo devices can play online with each other in some way. Additionally, if you buy a game that's on both Windows 10 and Xbox One, you get the version on the other platform. They also announced more features to Xbox Live and wrapped up their event with the unveiling of Project Scorpio, a powerhouse new version of Xbox One consoles that will land at the end of next year and be capable of 4K/60Hz gaming and VR as well.</div>
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Sony, on the other hand, classed up the joint with a theater seating arrangement with a live orchestra, two screens on stage (a smaller one in front, a larger in back with mirrored content) and projection mapping on the stage itself. They didn't show it very often in the keynote, but the impressions were that it was quite a sight to see. During Sony's keynote, there was far more video and far fewer speakers (I believe three people in total).<br />
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Sony's conference was all gaming, all the time. It started out with a massive reveal of the next God of War game which sealed their victory. They could've stopped the show 15 minutes in and we'd all walk away happy, but they also gave us some new games with an ass ton of zombies, more Horizon: Zero Dawn gameplay, and announced the launch date and price of Playstation VR. In addition to revealing the launch info for PSVR, they also stated there will be 50 games at launch for PSVR and gave us a taste of what we can expect with some footage of some great looking experiences including a new Batman game, a new Call of Duty and a new Resident Evil game. The other killer moment was Hideo Kojima coming out on stage and showing off some footage of a Norman Reedus starring game called Death Stranding. No one is really sure what it's all about but it has everyone begging for more.</div>
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You can watch both of the full conferences above, but what you're all begging for (and I can hear you really starting to cry now) is the God of War footage. So here you go. Feast your eyes on Kratos and his son wandering through the Nordic landscape that will be our home for the next iteration of Krato's adventures.</div>
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<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-47804495236874319302016-05-24T14:23:00.002-05:002016-05-24T14:23:43.075-05:00Video killed the Blog-eo starA Phoenix rising from the ashes...<br />
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A caterpillar turning into a butterfly...<br />
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A *SPOILER ALERT* Hold the Door morphing into Hodor *END SPOILER ALERT*...<br />
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Or most likely, a skinny kid who discovers Nintendo 64, Jolt Cola and Cooler Ranch Doritos...<br />
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We're BAAAACK!<br />
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I'd also say we're better than ever, but that may be setting expectations too high. With this post comes a reinvention of sorts. A way to maximize our procrastination potential and truly live up to the Opportunity Assassins name you know and love. So how exactly are we about to blow your collective minds in the laziest way possible? I'm glad you asked!<br />
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The answer is elementary, my [Pete's] dear [Emma] Watson. We're going to take what we do in our spare time - playing Playstation 4 online - and live streaming it because, hell, we're already talking about these things anyway. Sure, it'll be a bit more structured than our normal babblings, but not so structured that we have some kind of planned schedule. That's far too much work for the Opportunity Assassins!<br />
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So when I get around to it, I'll be updating the blog layout a bit. I'll add links to our live stream archives and come up with some crazy lazy way to tell you all we're actually live if you decide to catch us in the act.<br />
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For now, though, search for Opportunity Assassins on Facebook to follow our antics in more or less real time and track down our <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVgDx_SXgNEvZqNh23t9qOQ" target="_blank">YouTube</a> page.Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-63105544083427112822013-02-24T08:53:00.000-06:002013-02-24T08:53:01.558-06:00White Hot Anticipation: PlayStation 4Originally, this post was going to be a summary of what we learned about the PlayStation 4 yesterday, but all that changed by lunch time. Over on <a href="http://kotaku.com/" target="_blank">Kotaku</a>, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a>, <a href="http://engadget.com/" target="_blank">Engadget</a>, <a href="http://joystiq.com/" target="_blank">Joystiq</a> and every other gaming and tech blog in existence, you'll find everything you could ever want to know about every little detail from last night's PlayStation Meeting 2013. You'll find all the press releases from all of the developers, a hefty portion of the specs of the PS4, nice pictures of the new controller and PS Eye and summaries of every game and every game engine running on the PS4 so far. But one thing is stunning to me - each one of these sites has asked why we didn't see the console, why didn't they give us a price, why didn't they tell us when it's coming. Beyond that, some of the sites are already calling the PS4 the loser of this generation...and all of this before even getting a hand on anything PS4 related.<br />
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So instead of telling you everything they already have, I'm going to tell you why they're mostly all idiots.<br />
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You see, I'm in a marketing gig myself, and when it comes down to putting on an event like the PlayStation Meeting 2013, you tend to look back at a few things. You look at previous product unveils to see what you did right and what you did wrong. You look at the industry to see if you can somehow do something different than the expected dog and pony show. You look at the rest of the year to see what other events you have to disseminate information across. All of these come into play when putting on a show like Sony just did for the PlayStation 4. When looking back, it's not surprising that Sony made the choices it did, even if they didn't go and show off the actual PS4 itself.<br />
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As history has shown, the typical first announcement/product unveiling doesn't include anything like price or release dates. Why anyone expected differently is beyond me. Sony has done this with the PS2, PS3 and PS Vita these last few years. Each console was announced at E3 where we got to see a conceptual console design, some fancy tech demos, and got to hear about a handful of specs. If it sounds familiar to those of you who watched the PS4 announcement, that's because it pretty much happened that way. But something happened with the PS3 between the time it was announced and the time it was unveiled that made Sony nervous this time around. They showed off prototype hardware. A near final shape was shown, but Sony promised two HDMI ports, something like 8 USB ports and a host of other features that never made it to the actual release product. You can bet your sweet ass (and SCEA President, Jack Tretton said as much in some interviews last night and this morning) that the PS4 design isn't finished and, thus, wasn't shown.<br />
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Surprising? Sure.<br />
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Insanity? Not even close.<br />
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Some of you may not remember that during the same PS3 launch, Sony was practically burned at the stake for not showing any real game play. They were caught red handed multiple times because developers only had pre-rendered cut-scenes. So what did Sony do this time around? They spent close to two hours showing us games. Games played in real time on what we can only assume is real PS4 hardware. Sure, we saw one or two tech demos from the Sony crew, but it was developer after developer on stage. There were first party developers, third party developers and even an indie developer. Sony made sure the PS4 was easy to develop for this time around and it shows. We even saw big name publishers like Capcom and Square-Enix showing off new gaming engines running in real time on the PS4. Sure, they may be conceptual in nature but what you see is what you'll get on the new box in your living room, not empty promises that may or may not show up 5+ years down the road.<br />
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At the end of the day, I want to see what games I'll be playing 1-2 years from now. I want to see new experiences and I want to see where my hours will be spent. I don't so much care about a plastic case.<br />
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Add to all of this that with the PS3, Sony was a year behind Microsoft's launch of the Xbox 360. It's been playing catch-up ever since, admittedly, and almost seven years on has finally come within spitting distance of the global sales figures of Sony's competitor. They wanted to flip things this time around and be the first out of the gate with this generation of consoles. Microsoft didn't announce the next Xbox at E3 last year so Sony had to get the PS4 in before Microsoft pulled the trigger this generation. Good, bad or otherwise, Sony has the world's attention for a while at least. We'll hear a trickle of game announcements over the coming months and probably a "leak" or two leading up to E3 and you can bet with as little as was actually shown by Sony, there'll be plenty of speculation and rumors to keep the buzz going.<br />
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On top of this, you have two events prior two E3 where some news will be unleashed, plus two others AFTER E3 where you need to keep the stream of consciousness alive. Next up is the Game Developers Conference (GDC) which takes place at the end of March. You can certainly expect the public to hear more about the games that were shown, plus more about games that have yet to be announced. Right around the same time is Penny Arcade Expo East (PAX East) where Blizzard has already talked about having the PS3 version of Diablo 3 available to demo.<br />
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E3, which takes place in June, will be the big event, however. You'll finally see the console there. You may even learn about the launch price and, if you're lucky, a firm release date. Expect a handful of launch titles to be confirmed and new ones from other developers to be announced at that time. When it comes down to it, though, there's still much to learn about some of the costs associated with the PS4. Things like controllers, the camera, other accessories and don't forget the newly enhance PlayStation Network (PSN) experience. How much will be free? How much will require a subscription? What will come with the subscription? You won't learn all of these things at this year's E3. Besides, there's still Gamescom, Europe's premier gaming event held in Cologne, Germany in August and the home turf event, the Tokyo Game Show (TGS) in September. You have to space out all of your announcements otherwise you'll have nothing left to show in the later half of the year.<br />
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I so far haven't seen much about the PS4 but I'm not worried. What I have seen is a chunk of features that I like if they're done well. The social aspects of the PS4 aren't fit for an introvert like me, but I know plenty of people who would ask me for help if they were having trouble with something, so being able to reach across the web and walking a friend through a particularly tricky spot intrigues me. I've also never really though about sharing an awesome coincidence with friends, but if it's there, I'll use it. Instead, what has me really excited is the concept of buffered gaming where you can start to play a game without having to wait for the whole damn thing do download and install. If Sony can pull that Gaikai magic off without requiring blazing fast internet services then we've got a big winner here.<br />
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So for those of you nay-sayers out there, I'll leave you with these last few sentences. Chill the fuck out. There's much more to come. Some will be great, some not. The early adopters will still buy early. The wait and see types will wait and see. The Microsoft fanboys will bash Sony and the Sony fanboys will bash Microsoft. Such is life. Reserve judgement for when the damn thing can be held in your hands and until then - sit back and enjoy the ride.<br />
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<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-31447449262674976102013-02-03T22:00:00.000-06:002013-02-21T17:41:21.276-06:002013 Trailer-Bowl: Rating the Movie TrailersSo it's Superb Owl Sunday and a few things can be counted on - The big game will be the most watched TV event of the year, Budweiser will spend an ungodly sum of money to hijack the commercial breaks, and the movie studios will blow their summer movie trailer load. Now the Summer tends to be the testosterone fueled time of the year where all the action flicks come out and this year is no different. 2013 is shaping up to be featuring action packed titles such as Fast and Furious 6, Star Trek 2 and Iron Man 3. All of these movies, and more, will have trailers featured during the big game and I'm here to rate them for you. So, in the order they appeared during the game, here goes.<br />
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1) The Lone Ranger - July 3<br />
The trailer for The Lone Ranger, Johnny Depp's next outing with Disney, technically aired before the game started, but for shits and giggles, I'll include it here as well. So far, the longest trailer of the night, clocking in at 1:32 was for Disney's "The Lone Ranger." Surprisingly enough, though, it didn't really show much that we hadn't already seen in all the trailers released so far. The theme was, generally speaking, The Lone Ranger getting ripped away from dangerous situations on trains, be it by whip or by chain. It was also our first real look at Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp so for those of you hoping his totally not white character wouldn't be the goofy asshole of every other movie he's been in lately (type cast much?)...tough shit. Anyway, take a look at the trailer below.<br />
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Jake's Rating: I liked the trailer for the most part and its length could've been a plus, but it seemed like time wasted and the Pirates logo was just unnecessary. Given everything I've said, "The Lone Ranger" gets a 3 out of 5.</div>
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2) Oz: The Great and Powerful - March 3<br />
I can't recall if this one aired before the game started or early in the first quarter, but it's a movie trailer so here it is. James Franco makes his way to Oz in this new Disney movie where he comes in contact with a couple good witches and a couple bad witches. There are also good flying monkeys and bad flying monkeys (not sure if they're talking yet though). Also, I wasn't aware that the stunning Mila Kunis will be in this movie as what I can only guess is one of the good witches so that's a plus. There are some interesting landscapes in this movie (as can be expected), a black and white tornado and flying in bubbles. Here's the trailer so you can see for yourselves.<br />
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Jake's Rating: This trailer was just full of pretty scenes and didn't show much that was all that interesting (besides Mila Kunis, of course). Couple that with the short 30 second run time and you have a trailer that gets a measly 2 out of 5 rating.<br />
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3) World War Z - June 20<br />
I don't remember if this trailer happened before the Oz trailer or after, so since I'm writing this, I'll place it after Oz. Now this is how you do a trailer. Start out calm with a nice family moment then start to escalate. Bam...side mirror taken out, then cop taken out (by a bus in a traffic jam?) then all hell breaks loose. Somehow Brad Pitt can now drive freely in a traffic jam so he starts to take off. Then more crazy shit like people trying to climb people to go over a wall. Then a big hole gets ripped in the side of a plane. Then people keep saying how they've lost all of these places. But no one knows what they're up against (hint: zombies). Anyway, there's some crazy shit happening in this short trailer but I'm intrigued either way. It has successfully done its job. See what I'm talking about below.<br />
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Jake's Rating: If you couldn't tell, I really enjoyed this trailer, even if it was only 30 seconds long. It didn't waste time and it didn't sell the movie out like many other trailers do. This is a movie I want to watch and so this trailer gets a solid 4.5 out of 5.<br />
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Jake's Rating: This trailer has all the bells and whistles you'd expect from such an action packed movie. The aforementioned tank, somehow taking down a massive jet, and the return of Letty all earn this one a 4.5 out of 5.<br />
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5) Star Trek: Into Darkness - May 17<br />
The first J.J. Abrams Star Trek flick brought the usual names to a new generation. It had some impressive visuals, some great action moments and a pretty decent plot. It also managed to get rid of the nerd stink that plagued the original series and made it watchable for people like me. The sequel comes back stronger than ever with a new enemy, bigger visuals and more explosions. The trailer shows the new villain (who I, being new to the series, don't recognize) being all sorts of talkative and claiming to be better at everything. You get to see a guy standing in lava, the Enterprise crashing down to earth and then through a building and a dude (Spock?) jumping off a tall building. Take a look at the spot below.<br />
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Jake's Rating: This one was pretty short clocking in around 30 sec. It showed some pretty sweet scenes and displayed a large scope, but it just didn't have the impact it needed. I'm giving this one a 3 out of 5.<br />
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6) Iron Man 3 - May 3<br />
The trailer I've been waiting for all night wasn't much of a trailer at all. I'm not sure if it's because Disney has spent so much money already (Disney owns Marvel if you didn't know) but they showed a quick 30 second teaser with a scene that opens up showing Air Force One flying through the air when a big hole gets blasted in the tail section (If you're keeping count, this is the third trailer that features a jet blowing up, not counting the Enterprise) and people start flying out. In comes Iron Man in a new suit out to save the people falling to their deaths. There are 13 people and Jarvis tells Tony Stark he can only carry 4. A battered Stark says oh boy then the trailer cuts out telling you peons to go to Facebook to see the extended cut. A shitty ploy, but the scene was interesting. See the TV cut that faked me out below.<br />
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Jake's Rating: I'm understandably let down by the 30 second fake out sending me to another place to watch the rest, but the 30 seconds that I saw was a solid scene from a movie I'll love so I'm more forgiving. All in all, I'm giving this a 3.5 out of 5.<br />
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6a) Iron Man 3 - Extended Look Trailer<br />
So the power outage time out gave me plenty of time to get caught up so now I can add this special tidbit. The fake out trailer during the Superb Owl only got a rating of 3.5 out of 5 but the Extended Look Trailer does a fantastic job of making up for that. I won't spoil the beginning, but during the trailer we see a couple looks at Sir Ben Kingsly as The Mandarin, not-Sir Don Cheadle in the Captain American-Man suit, some other dude who I didn't recognize, and a couple looks at new suits. Add this to the scene in the fake out trailer and we're sitting pretty. Take a look at the Extended Look Trailer below.<br />
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7) God of War: Ascension - March 12<br />
Sure, it's not a movie and sure, it's not technically a Superb Owl commercial even though it aired online during the game, but hell. It's action, it's coming out in 2013 and the trailer is live action, just like a movie so there you go. So for the uninitiated, God of War is a series of games on Playstation consoles about a Spartan warrior who becomes a god and takes a direct run at Zeus as revenge for him having to kill his wife and daughter. God of War: Ascension is the fourth installment on the home console space and the sixth on home and handheld consoles. It's a prequel to the original Playstation 2 God of War and looks at how Kratos becomes the "man" he is today. The trailer is an interesting cinematic look at the touching relationship between a warrior and his daughter and shows how that happiness is so fleeting. See the beautiful trailer below.<br />
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Jake's Rating: I love the God of War series. The story is fantastic and the battles epic. This looks to be another great addition to the Kratos mythos and I'm looking forward to getting my hands on it next month. The trailer gets a 4 out of 5.</div>
Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-41281964731143422882013-01-20T23:24:00.000-06:002013-01-20T23:24:38.466-06:00Opportunity Assassins v2.0 Welcome back to the New Breed of Lazy.<br />
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As you can see, there have been quite a few changes around here. Mainly, a new web design makes our already kick-ass blog even more kick-ass...and here you thought it just wouldn't be possible. Well, this is really only stage one because as I said before, we have a lot of new things coming down the pipeline. So what can you expect in 2013 (or whenever we get around to it)?<br />
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Well, both of your beloved Opportunity Assassins writers have our own side blogs which we have lovingly linked to in our "Good Reads" section. As we grow this year, you'll see some better integration of both of our Sports and Tech blogs into OA, but we really have to figure out the best (or easiest) way to do that.<br />
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In addition, we will be adding a new rants section because if you've turned on the TV lately or fired up the Facebook machines, you've seen that there's plenty of shit to rant about.<br />
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Really, all in all, you'll see more activity coming from the two of us as soon as we can agree on how we want it to be delivered. Thanks for hanging in there while we get our shit together.<br />
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Winter. The subtle sounds of the Fall season coming to an end (or a mid-season break, if you will). This time of the year is mostly a TV wasteland (outside of the NFL and the race for the playoffs), but also offers some reflection for the new shows of the Fall TV season. This is that post - the one where I look back and render judgement on all the new shows and collect my predictions to see if they're accurate or not. If you checked in last time, you'll see that for the winter 2012 season, the Opportunity Assassins ended up with right around a <a href="http://opportunityassassins.blogspot.com/2012/06/as-fate-would-have-it-winter-tv.html" target="_blank">66% accuracy</a> (10.5 - 4.5 - 1) or, in other words, our predictions were correct for 2 out of every 3 shows that debuted at mid-season. So let's see how I did this time around.<br />
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Quick Note: None of the Fall 2012 shows have been officially renewed for a second season yet, so for the most part, I'll be giving scores based on the confidence of "TV by the Numbers" and their <a href="http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/the-renew-cancel-index/" target="_blank">Renew/Cancel Index</a>.<br />
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With that out of the way, let's get on to the new Fall shows.<br />
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666 Park Avenue (ABC)<br />
Original Prediction: 666 Park Avenue will make it through the 13 episode run, but will not be back for more after that.<br />
Result: About a month ago, ABC closed the door on "666" and said they would air the remaining episodes (to total 13 in all). A few days ago, though, ABC decided to pull the remaining episodes but air them over the summer instead and maybe renew the series if their new winter shows bomb.<br />
Grade: Considering the original choice of ABC to cancel, but finish the original 13 episodes, I'm giving me the full credit for accuracy.<br />
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Arrow (CW)<br />
Comments: Arrow was one of the shows I decided to pick up right off the bat. So far it has been entertaining and gritty and dark enough so as not to be a cheesy step-cousin to Smallville. I'm looking forward to the season picking up again in January to see what new fun Arrow will bring.<br />
Original Prediction: Arrow will pick up a full season order and be renewed for at least a second season. If I had to put an end date on it, I'm guessing either after 4 or 5 good seasons.<br />
Result: Arrow was, indeed, picked up for a full season order. It has yet to be confirmed renewed for a second season but the writing is on the wall that this show will return for season 2.<br />
Grade: I'm giving me preemptive full credit in anticipation for renewal.<br />
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Beauty & The Beast (CW)<br />
Original Prediction: The CW has been known to stick it out with shows that bring in viewers with the stars that are cast, and I expect this to be no different. I imagine Beauty & The Beast will get a full season order and will probably be renewed for a second, but won't probably make it too far after that.<br />
Result: Just as predicted, CW gave Beauty & The Beast a full season order. Once more, CW hasn't decided to cut or renew this after one season, though.<br />
Grade: This one is too difficult to call one way or the other, so I'll take a half point on this one.<br />
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Ben & Kate (FOX)<br />
Original Prediction: Ben & Kate is situated between strong lead-in Raising Hope and quirky New Girl, so it's in a position to carry with it quite a high viewership on Tuesdays. If the writing is up to par, Ben & Kate can make it quite a few seasons, but it's also extremely vulnerable at the 8:30 time slot. If FOX sees viewers leaving, you can bet Ben & Kate will get the boot quickly. I predict a full first season order and a second season return, but probably just a half season order to begin with.<br />
Result: FOX brought the full season order early on in the series (October), but things aren't exactly looking peachy for a second season return.<br />
Grade: Since FOX hasn't decided one way or another, I'll take a half point on this one.<br />
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Brickleberry (Comedy Central)<br />
Original Prediction: Brickleberry does fairly well on Comedy Central and, while not hitting the success level set by South Park, sticks around for a few seasons.<br />
Results: Sure enough, Brickleberry got its renewal for a second season in November.<br />
Grade: Again, I'm once more spot on, so full credit goes to me.<br />
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Chicago Fire (NBC)<br />
Comments: This show hasn't been spectacular and it's taken a good 4-5 weeks to get used to Chase not having an Aussie accent, but it's still good enough to stay on my watch list. It's definitely not the same genre as "Rescue Me" but I don't feel that "Chicago Fire" has been held back by being on NBC.<br />
Original Prediction: Chicago Fire will probably do well enough to warrant a full season order and will get renewed for a second season. If the scenarios are interesting enough and we can come to care about the characters enough, expect a 4-5 season run. If not, season 2 will be the end of Chicago Fire.<br />
Result: NBC picked up the full season order, but NBC has yet to grant "Chicago Fire" a second season renewal, though it definitely seems to be doing well enough to warrant that.<br />
Grade: I'm taking another point on this one as I feel good about the renewal.<br />
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Elementary (CBS)<br />
Comments: I've really enjoyed Elementary. Both the stars are captivating in their roles and their tenuous at times relationship. I'm looking forward to seeing how they'll be keeping Watson around since the rehab stint is finished.<br />
Original Prediction: Elementary has a really good chance of becoming a viewing staple of mine. Miller and Liu are great choices to star in this show so the whole package depends on the quality of the writing. Elementary should get a full season order and be back for at least 2-3 more seasons. We might see Holmes on our TV screen for quite a long time.<br />
Result: Elementary is probably one of CBS's hottest shows right now and, as such, received a full season order.<br />
Grade: You guessed it - another point for me, even if the official renewal has come down yet.<br />
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Emily Owens, MD (CW)<br />
Original Prediction: While Emily Owens, MD could be a decent sitcom, it appears that the deck is stacked against it. Now, CW doesn't exactly have a reputation of being too quick on the cancellation trigger, so you can expect a full season out of this, but I don't see it being renewed for a second season.<br />
Result: Emily Owens got the ax as predicted, however, the CW was uncharacteristically harsh and didn't order the full season.<br />
Grade: No renewal for a second season and no full season order means only a half point for this fella.<br />
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Guys with Kids (NBC)<br />
Original Prediction: Guys with Kids, while promising, will be underwhelming. I'm not sure this one will get a full season order and instead will just air the 13 episodes they've ordered and end it there.<br />
Result: In an interesting move, Guys with Kids got an order from NBC of only 4 more episodes. You can be sure that this is a series sitting on the edge of the cliff.<br />
Grade: Well, I wasn't wrong but I wasn't right, either. This one is a push.<br />
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Last Resort (ABC)<br />
Comments: Last Resort is probably one of the best network TV shows airing right now. The problem is that Last Resort is the best TV show nobody is watching. I'm pissed that it's ending, but I'm glad they're going to wrap up the plot so as not to leave me hanging like I was with "Journeyman."<br />
Original Prediction: Last Resort with a spectacular cast and The Shield caliber writing will be ABC's next dramatic success. Consider this one probably the best bet for a second season return.<br />
Result: I blame it on the MLB Playoffs, the tough time slot and the elections for the failure of this show. But it has to be said...I whiffed on this one. Big time.<br />
Grade: My first official miss and it's a doozy.<br />
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Made in Jersey (CBS)<br />
Original Prediction: I don't think Made in Jersey is bad enough to get the early ax after only a few episodes, but I highly doubt it will make it past the first order of episodes and into a lengthened first season let alone a second season.<br />
Result: Made in Jersey got the earliest cancellation of the season, even before I predicted its demise.<br />
Grade: Still - I called it. CBS cancelled this shit-show, so I get the point.<br />
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Malibu Country (ABC)<br />
Original Prediction: I hope this one doesn't get renewed for a second season, but Friday needs another half hour sitcom to pair with Last Man Standing. Expect this one back for a second season, unfortunately.<br />
Result: It looks like Malibu Country received the ol' half assed 5 extra episodes order, but not a full season order. The fate of this lump of crap has yet to be decided for renewal or not.<br />
Grade: Shit...I'm not even sure how to score this one, so I'll just take a half point and call it a day.<br />
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The Mindy Project (FOX)<br />
Original Prediction: The Mindy Project is mostly going up against a handful of new shows and Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23 which was renewed for a second season, but doesn't have a strong following. Just through a lack of competition at the 9:30PM timeslot, I think it will return for a half order for season 2, but FOX will be looking to give the golden timeslot to a show that keeps the viewers around.<br />
Result: The Mindy Project received a full order of 24 episodes but still ends up being hit or miss on the ratings, meaning FOX still doesn't know if it's bringing "Mindy" back or not.<br />
Grade: I'm betting on a renewal for a second season as predicted just due to the quirky girl hour that is set up with Mindy and The New Girl. Full point for me.<br />
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The Mob Doctor (FOX)<br />
Original Prediction: The Mob Doctor can be some compelling TV for FOX especially with the cast they've lined up for the show. I imagine it will get a full season order and come back for a season 2, just on a different day. If it does make it to a season 2, that's probably when I'll add it to my viewing list.<br />
Result: FOX officially gave the boot to "The Mob Doctor" in late November, committing to airing the original 13 ordered episodes.<br />
Grade: The Doc looked good, but tonal issue that I pulled out of my ass had some impact on the viewership. No renewal means a failing grade on this one. One more point in the losses column.<br />
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Nashville (ABC)<br />
Original Prediction: Nashville will do a respectable job of hanging onto its lead in viewers which will be just enough for it to be renewed for a second season. After that, though, only the strength of the second season plot will allow it to continue past that.<br />
Result: Nashville, unfortunately for humanity, received a full season order and will most likely be renewed.<br />
Grade: Yep. It's bad for humanity, but the result is good for my score. Add one more point for me.<br />
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The Neighbors (ABC)<br />
Original Prediction: The Neighbors will grace us with an early season cancellation. I predict 5-6 episodes air, tops.<br />
Result: Believe it or not, this shitty show somehow got a full season order and is looking like it'll be brought back for a second one.<br />
Grade: Consider this almost as surprising news as the cancellation of Last Resort. I'm not sure how this happened and I'd rather put it behind me and move on. One point in the loss column.<br />
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The New Normal (NBC)<br />
Original Prediction: I think The New Normal will be slow going, but it'll garner enough of an audience for NBC to pull in a second season where it will really start to improve. This will be one to keep an eye on.<br />
Result: The New Normal received a full season order very early on (in October) so things look to be going in the right direction so far. It also looks like it'll be coming back for a second.<br />
Grade: I'll be taking another point for this one.<br />
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Partners (CBS)<br />
Original Prediction: The Will and Grace fans will most likely come back to Partners, bringing with them an almost sure-fire bet of a second season return. Add that to the lead-in crowd from previously mentioned How I Met Your Mother and you've got a pretty sure bet even if Partners isn't great.<br />
Result: Looks like I was good and wrong, as Partners was cancelled mid-November.<br />
Grade: No beating around the bush with this one, so another point in the losses column.<br />
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Revolution (NBC)<br />
Comments: Revolution has been a fun one to watch, even if the lead chick's character has started out as being insanely annoying but she's improved quite a bit from the beginning. Revolution isn't afraid to kill off larger characters, which is helpful, plus it's not exactly an expensive show to produce.<br />
Original Prediction: Lately, J.J. Abrams shows haven't had a great track record, but the fans of his shows are loyal. I'm betting on Revolution being a good enough show that the fans will keep it around for a second season. Besides, with NBC's low standards, Revolution has a lower bar set for it.<br />
Result: Revolution certainly received the full season order and looks like it'll be back for a second.<br />
Grade: Spot on, good sir. Spot on. One more point for this guy.<br />
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Vegas (CBS)<br />
Comments: I watched right around the first five episodes of Vegas and was bored close to tears. I couldn't stick with it, but it seems to not have stopped others.<br />
Prediction; With a powerhouse cast and good writing, Vegas is a sure bet. I just hope it doesn't feel gimped by not being on a network like FX or HBO where there's a bit more freedom. Vegas will be back for a season 2, no doubt about it.<br />
Result: Vegas received a full season order, but then the order was reduced by 2 episodes which were given to Elementary instead. It's not looking good for a second season right now, but it's still anyone's guess.<br />
Grade: I was right about the full order (even though I didn't predict it, technically), but the second season renewal looks iffy enough that I'll take a half point.<br />
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Winter 2012 Grade: 10.5 - 4.5 - 1 (65.6%)<br />
Fall 2012 Grade: 12.5 - 6.5 - 1 (62.5%)<br />
Total so far: 23 - 11 - 2 (63.9%)<br />
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<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-44102356207045834702012-12-15T21:53:00.002-06:002013-01-20T23:26:31.059-06:00Opportunity Assassins: State of AffairsI know many of you are wondering "What the hell happened to the geniuses over at Opportunity Assassins?" The others among you aren't wondering what's happening, because what's a procrastinator without procrastination. Well, wonder no more.<br />
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The Opportunity Assassins haven't necessarily taken a leave of absence, but we've been toiling behind the scenes to bring you far more worthy content instead of half assing our posts and generally being bored by repetition. We love the format of our Lazy Ass Reviews and the ratings from our Opportunity Assassins Album Reviews have been nothing short of magical, but the real world schedules of the two of us have left little time for attacking the items on our plan sheets.<br />
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So what do we have up our sleeves? Well, first off is a revamp of the Opportunity Assassins blog. While many love the look of things here (especially the large image in the background), general readability can be vastly improved. Second, instead of having a set posting schedule, we'll be far more sporadic and only post when the mood strikes or the creative juices are flowing. Third, we'll be introducing some newer and better content. We here at the Opportunity Assassins have a good amount of ideas beyond the video and audio based entertainment industries. I have a general affinity for technology while Pete has a thirst for most if not all things sports. On top of this, we both have plenty of reasons to rant about any and all things but no place to put such rants. Opportunity Assassins will be the perfect home for these until we can find the time and resources to create the website we've been after from the start.<br />
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Anyway, that's it for now. Stay tuned...there's much more to come.Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-88615298627375844082012-10-05T23:21:00.000-05:002012-10-05T23:21:51.703-05:00Lazy Ass Reviews: Trouble with the Curve (2012)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A movie starring the epitome of the crazy old coot, Clint Eastwood (this time not talking to empty chairs), surprisingly good actor Justin Timberlake and red headed hotty (not to mention busy gal) Amy Adams, "Trouble with the Curve" takes a look into the life of the only MLB scout not using computers (and the only person with vision problems not smoking the reefer). This story could be said to be about baseball, but that's just a ruse for the world's collective girlfriends to get their boyfriends off the couch during MLB playoffs and see a semi-sappy movie with them. Have no doubt that this is actually a love story between a distanced father and daughter and an workaholic and walled up woman succumbing to the wily charms of a young heart throb - but guys, it's worth scoring a few points with your lady friends (plus you won't hate it).<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-33713154071183524892012-10-05T23:01:00.001-05:002012-10-05T23:01:17.784-05:00OAAR: Drowning Pool - Sinner (2001)Back in the early 2000's (or as some would say, the aughts), a small band came out of nowhere in much the same way that many otherwise unknown acts came around - movie soundtracks. Drowning Pool was one of those bands. The first single off their debut album, <i>Sinner</i>, showed up in the trailer for the Vin Diesel version of Mission Impossible or James Bond flick for the new "Xtreme" generation, XXX (pronounced Triple X). This first single was a song that would go on to pollute every remotely action oriented movie, but would also launch the careers of friends of Pantera greats Dimebag Darrell (RIP) and Vinnie Paul into the stratosphere with Drowning Pool playing the second stage of 2001's Ozzfest (the first Ozzfest of my storied concert-going history). Shortly after the end of Ozzfest (and only months after Pete and I saw them) and during the beginning of what could have been a fantastic career, a heart defect would claim the life of front man Dave Williams (RIP). So with this in mind, the Opportunity Assassins bring you the only Drowning Pool album featuring the original lineup, <i>Sinner.</i><br />
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The album opens fairly strongly with the title track, "Sinner." We get our first look at what Drowning Pool will be like and to be quite fair, quite a bit of what you'll hear for the rest of the album. This isn't to say that this album is bad, it's just pretty much middle of the road. It's actually unfortunate that "Sinner" is followed up by the aforementioned single, "Bodies," a toxic waste dump of a song that for whatever reason became so insanely popular that you still hear it to this day when someone's beating the shit out of someone. Now that over 10 years have passed I feel comfortable enough to say it once again..."Bodies" is probably one of the top 10 most pervasive shitstorms of a song of all time. Luckily for "Bodies" enough time has passed that I can feel comfortable giving it a 1, simply because it wasn't written or performed by LMFAO.<br />
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Drowning Pool is one of many turn of the century nü-metal bands that, a decade from now, will probably fade into obscurity. Often, this is a result of lacking either the skill or the cojones to experiment with a sound, which, coincidentally, is something we here at Opportunity Assassins regularly rip into bands for. But you can get an "A" for effort from us even if the experiment fails. Sadly, <i>Sinner</i> is a foreshadowing of a band spitting out the same song eleven times on an album, so in anticipation of hearing the same shit over and over again we have both given this album an F (see sidebar).<br />
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<i>Sinner </i>is not without catchy riffs, solid hooks, and a couple ("Sinner" and "Tear Away") playlist-worthy songs. But, much like Jake, having lived through the album's release I am unable to wash away the stink of "Bodies", which somehow became a cliche before it became popular, and went on (along with Papa Roach's "Last Resort") to infiltrate every high school hillbilly jock's playlist. When you're one of two 3 minute breaks from a solid life of country music, you've already sort of abandoned the heavy metal community you sought acceptance from. I don't begrudge the guys in Drowning Pool their royalty money from the song, which hit it big as a soundtrack offering upon release, but taken in context it's a huge disappointment. Other up and coming bands (think Mudvayne's "Dig", or Seether's "Gasoline") actually released good songs before they got all gimmicky, which has earned them much more leeway on the music front. I had a hard time rating this album, because I heard it so many times as a teenager that I know the words to basically all the songs, and in fairness the scores should be lower, but I felt like doing so would tear out a part of my history (and I own a ton of AC/DC albums, and all they do is make the same song over and over again, but at least their songs are good). Regardless, if you've never heard this album, you're missing nothing at all. And if you're going to try and defend "Bodies", remember this, it's a sonic abortion and I'm pro-choice.<br />
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Not just another cop movie, and the inside look in <i>End of Watch</i> is far different and more intense than <i>Training Day</i>. It's very real and intense a la <i>The Wire</i>, but is much more about emotion than political commentary. You could take a date to this movie, but it might get awkward, and I guarantee you'll be able to enjoy it solo too.<br />
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It probably is an initial shock when looking at the OA Channel Rankings to see the bottom three rounded out by three of the major basic cable networks. Let's be clear: they have much bigger shoes to fill. If we looked based on an average programming rating for 24/7, stations like USA and TNT would move even higher in the rankings as they are able to cherry pick great dramas like <i>House</i> or <i>Bones</i> into their regular lineup. Also remember that these rankings are composites of both my preferences and Jake's, and I'm fairly certain that helped bring CBS down a notch, but whatever. Anyway, let's take a quick gander through the highs and lows of America's (supposedly) most-watched network.<br />
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<u>COMEDY</u><br />
Depending entirely on personal preference, CBS's comedy flagship is either <i>How I Met Your Mother</i> or <i>The Big Bang Theory</i>. Personally, it's the latter, as I find all of the <i>Big Bang</i> characters to be great, while <i>How I Met Your Mother</i> relies a bit too heavily on Neil Patrick Harris's Barney Stinson. I tried <i>2 Broke Girls</i> last year, but it's a collection of one-liners that's mashed together for 22 minutes every Monday and that's about it. Whitney Cummings is a creator, and her humor is stamped all over this, but it's executed far more poorly than her own show (<i>Whitney</i>, NBC), and that's saying something. <i>Mike & Molly</i> is evidence that CBS is far and away more willing to aim outside traditional success paradigms, as this is essentially a plus-sized comedy, and although I've only seen one episode, it was enjoyable. <i>Rules of Engagement </i>has a few funny moments, but I think it's kept afloat by two-way lead-in viewers, and <i>Two and A Half Men</i> hasn't been the same since Charlie Sheen left (duh) (#notwinning). <i>Partners</i>, the lone comedy premiere on CBS for this fall has made my short list of new shows, but only out of allegiance to David Krumholz, who was great as Charlie Eppes on <i>Numb3rs</i>.<br />
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<u>DRAMA</u><br />
I gave <i>Blue Bloods</i> a little more than two seasons of my attention, and while it does reach an impressively wide demographic (thanks to it starring both Donnie Wahlberg and Tom Selleck), it was falsely advertised as a conspiracy drama in its inception but instead is overly heavy handed with moralizing subplots and Sunday dinners. I am now, however, planted firmly in the camp of "Tom Brady left Bridget Moynahan for Gisele? What a dumbass." Bridget, if you ever read this, call me. (Also Tom, if you ever read this, you can call me too. We can share hairstyle tips and talk about how awesome we are, and maybe even have a catch.)<br />
With David Caruso and <i>CSI:Miami</i> getting the axe that leaves just the original and <i>CSI:NY</i>. Also returning is the <i>NCIS</i> pairing (original and <i>:Los Angeles</i>), which, like the <i>CSI</i> pairing, are very watchable procedurals but hardly the best shows on the network, let alone TV. The last two seasons CBS has turned away from procedurals, but remains steadfast with the darkest show on network TV, <i>Criminal Minds</i>. I'm intrigued by this show, and have enjoyed the episodes I've seen enough to consider catching up and adding it to my watch list, even though I think FBI profiling is bullcrap.<br />
Among the other strong dramatic standouts are <i>The Good Wife</i>, <i>Hawaii Five-O, The Mentalist</i>, and my personal favorite new show from last year, <i>Person of Interest</i>. Of the three new dramas the network is offering up this fall, I have no desire to see <i>Made In Jersey, </i>but have already programmed <i>Elementary</i> and <i>Vegas</i> into my TiVo. Sherlock Holmes and Batman are my two favorite characters of all time, so <i>Elementary </i>is a shoe-in for my viewership and I will probably be unable to be rational about the show until well after the first season is over. As for <i>Vegas</i>, it is a monumental moment, as I have reneged on my vow to never willingly watch anything with Dennis Quaid in it ever again. If he lets me down for the 385th consecutive time (<i>The Day After Tomorrow</i> counted for at least 250) I will not be responsible for the ensuing violence.<br />
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<u>CONTEST/REALITY</u><br />
CBS launched all of this reality garbage with Survivor over a decade ago, and I still haven't watched an episode (although I do hope Jeff Kent gets bit by a snake or something, that asshole). <i>Big Brother</i> and <i>The Amazing Race</i> have very loyal followings, and that's important because neither will pull down the numbers of an <i>American Idol</i>. At least CBS has pretty much avoided singing talent competitions, although they have a show called <i>3</i>, that looks to be a poor adaptation of the dating reality shows. As for "scripted" reality TV, there's<i> </i>the animal-friendly <i>Dogs in the City</i>, as well as the class conflict based weekly restore-your-faith-in-humanity tearjerker <i>Undercover Boss</i>.<br />
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CBS has anchored its talk show timeslots with David Letterman since I was born, and while I understand the merit and quality of his show, I'm beginning to truly feel that these preferences are very much generational (I personally am an unwavering Jimmy Kimmel apologist). <i>The Late Late Show</i>, once manned by top five "Where is he now?" personality Craig Kilborn is now hosted by Craig Ferguson (Mr. Wick of <i>The Drew Carey Show</i> fame). Ferguson is funny, but he is rarely appointment television and, in fact, might just be insane.<br />
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When CBS cut their contract with Gus Johnson, I was ready to riot, but then he got the FOX job. CBS's coverage of the NFL is much better than their competitors, even if their eternally grainy standard definition signal is so burned into my corneas that I can't watch the games in HD without hallucinating static and color spots. Their newly combined promotion (with TNT, TBS, and TruTV) and coverage of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament solidifies the network's place atop the sports coverage ratings in my eyes, as they have done a masterful job providing viewers with a chance to witness every game – if you have enough TVs – of the most exciting four day's in sports: the tournament's opening weekend. The largest blemish on their resume is the fact that my cable provider (Time Warner Cocksucker Cable Company) wants to charge me $5.95 to receive the satellite station CBS Sports in an upgraded sports tier. <br />
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<u>DAYTIME/SOAP</u><br />
While some Soaps are dying (<i>All My Children</i>), CBS is still holding strong with both <i>The Bold and the Beautiful</i> and <i>The Young and the Restless</i>, even though the OnDemand features and strong scripted shows on cable channels are simultaneously shrinking and obliterating the appointment television demographic. CBS still provides a number of game shows that were a major portion of my kindergarten-5th grade viewing experience, and although I don't watch regularly, every now and then I'll be surfing through the channels and stop on <i>The Price is Right</i> or <i>Jeopardy!</i> or <i>Wheel of Fortune</i>.<br />
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<u>NEWS</u><br />
Again (and forever) I don't watch the news, but CBS's specialized news programming – <i>60 Minutes</i> and <i>48 Hours</i> – make up two-thirds of the staples from my youth (the other being ABC's <i>20/20</i>).<br />
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Overall CBS does the best to reach the largest demographic of the four major networks, varying their types of programming and avoiding niche with their comedies and their dramas. Why, then, you ask, is CBS currently rated at 9 on the Opportunity Assassins' Cable-pocalypse rating chart? Part of it is precisely that the station reaches the largest demographic of the four major networks. When that is the case, I'm far less likely to ever start watching certain shows (<i>The David Letterman Show</i>) and more likely to end my relationship with others (<i>Blue Bloods</i>). In the months to come, with a more in depth look at each station's programming, I predict and upward trend for the eye. To CBS's credit, their schedule features more truly scripted primetime television than the other three majors, and that fact will be even more beneficial for the network if their fall premieres are as strong as they look to be. But only time, and Dennis Quaid, can truly tell.<br />
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<br />Petehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00429958552303693205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-25482149768331274852012-09-26T00:33:00.000-05:002012-09-26T00:33:08.832-05:00OAAR: Audioslave - Revelations (2006)If there's nothing else I love about these Opportunity Assassins Album Reviews, it's the opportunity to get around to albums I haven't had the chance to hear yet. In true Opportunity Assassins form, Audioslave's third and final album, <i>Revelations</i>, has been an album I just haven't had the chance to get around to until tonight. So while I'm sure I've heard at least a couple singles from this album, the entire experience is new to me. So let's get down to wrapping up Audioslave, shall we?<br />
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<i>Revelations</i> stars off with what would appear to be an Audioslave standard with pretty straightforward title track, "Revelations." Sure, it's a decent way to start out the third album by leading with the firmed up Audioslave song, but it just doesn't really get me into the album. We'll leave that job to "One and the Same," a great track featuring solid vocals and a great classic Tom Morello guitar solo complete with fun effects. "Sound of a Gun" keeps things going with a solid heavy sound and simple guitar riffs that make the third track actually quite catchy. While Audioslave pulls back and delivers a somewhat mediocre effort with "Until We Fall," they quickly turn it right back around with "Original Fire," a song that I'm sure will one day be considered a great example of what Audioslave rock was all about.</div>
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Audioslave's final album, <i>Revelations</i>, provides some mixed reaction as it showcases both intricate songwriting and what are easily the best lyrics that Cornell produced within the group. There is no better example of this than the album's first single, "Original Fire", which is a horrible song that is saved from a 2 or worse rating by the refrain – "<i>The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on</i>" – which is a metaphor that plays out very strongly throughout the album, the band's history, and probably even connects with each listener in a very specific way. In essence, "Original Fire" is the exact opposite of <i>Out of Exile's</i> "Be Yourself". <br />
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<i>And you can tell by my tail and my ribcage what was once around me"</i>Politics begin to creep in through the Hurricane Katrina-inspired "Wide Awake", but surprisingly the song as a whole delivers so well I was unable to mark it down for that, while the heavy jam "Broken City" is full of cool dystopian lyrics, not the least of which is "<i>...no one cares about climbin' stairs, nothin' at the top no more</i>".<br />
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For all the good lyrics and varied riffs that weave an enjoyable picture, <i>Revelations</i> is ultimately just okay, and thus ultimately forgettable. While filled with metaphors both simple and deep, the album is unable to escape the metaphor (perhaps for the band itself?) that its opening and title track, "Revelations", is by far the best song on the album, and all the others are simply marking time until the end. In Cornell's own words, "<i>I know what I know why don't you fill in the rest?</i>"<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-11365397082187550252012-09-24T14:49:00.002-05:002012-09-24T14:49:43.697-05:00OAAR: Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy (1973)Led Zeppelin's fifth studio album, <i>Houses of the Holy</i> is the first non-numbered album (depending what you call <i>Led Zeppelin IV</i>). So far we've come to expect nothing but classic tune after classic tune from our boys from across the pond so I have to say, after looking at the track list and for being the first time listening to this album, I'm interested to see what Led Zeppelin will bring to the party for the fifth outing - whether it's more of the same or more of an experimental good time.<br />
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Opening up <i>Houses of the Holy </i>is the song "The Song Remains the Same," which is a title that doesn't quite capture the more instrumental heavy first track with a bit of vocals spread in for good measure. I love Page's guitar riffs John Paul Jones' prominent bass lines which, on their own, get the opening track a score of 4, but without more subdued vocal track from Plant, I just can't give it a perfect 5. After a more subdued but musically superb second track where the production quality really stands out, we're welcomed by our first classic tune from the fifth compilation of tracks, "Over the Hills and Far Away." I love Jimmy Page's clean strumming guitar over a shining example of great bass playing leading into Plant's vocals. The solo, to no one's surprise, is a fun dual guitar riffing good time. Everything from the first note to the last chord is a masterpiece. Of course, the first half of the album wouldn't be complete without the funky bass lines and swinging time signatures found in "The Crunge." Going into this album, I was thinking what an odd name for a song that was, but now that I've heard it, I now completely understand. Where is that confounded bridge anyway?<br />
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It's obvious very early on in <i>Houses of the Holy</i> that Zeppelin are both willing to experiment with their songwriting and that their experiments are successes. (As we will see down the road, however, even for Zeppelin this doesn't last.) The songs on <i>Houses of the Holy</i> can fit into two basic categories: traditional rock'n'roll song, and everything else. The traditional songs, ("The Song Remains The Same", "The Rain Song", "Dancing Days", and "The Ocean") are strong offerings, but not phenomenal. I was especially disappointed with the album's only true ballad "Rain Song", which pales in comparative quality to "Tangerine" (<i>LZIII</i>) or even "Going To California (<i>LZIV/Zoso</i>).<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-62363345798502628382012-09-19T11:27:00.000-05:002012-09-19T11:30:22.063-05:00OAAR: Audioslave - Out of Exile (2005)I was such a big fan of the first Audioslave album that I'm actually surprised I never picked up the second or third iterations of Audioslave tune collections. So this is actually the first time I've heard <i>Out of Exile</i> in its entirety. Of course, since I listen to enough rock, I've heard the four singles off <i>Out of Exile</i> but the rest of the album will be a mystery.<br />
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Opening up the album is "Your Time Has Come," a solid rock track, with a bit of Tom Morello thrown in for good measure, but compared to how <i>Audioslave</i> opened, the sophomore album from Audioslave more or less eases you into the music as opposed to slapping you in the face with an auditory sledge hammer. What starts becoming apparent once you hit "Be Yourself" and "Dosen't Remind Me" is that fact that while we still have Chris Cornell and Tom Morello, we have less of their wholly independent musical identities and more of a meld between the two artists leaving us with the more pure Rock & Roll experience. It's also no wonder that the first four tracks of <i>Out of Exile </i>were the four singles released from the album because of their more mainstream appeal.<br />
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<i>Out of Exile</i> is a near perfectly crafted follow up to the band's 2002 self-title debut – at least as far as my criticism of that album is concerned. The opening track, "Your Time Has Come", is hauntingly reminiscent of the whole of <i>Audioslave </i>in its construction and at first made me wonder whether this album too would be an hour of wonderful aural stasis, but stasis nonetheless. Then the album's title track kicked in and all my worries were washed away in uptempo rock and doubled and harmonized vocal lines. <i>Out of Exile</i>, much like its predecessor, is full of strong songwriting, but it is far more varied in individual song stylings, which nets it a high experience score while keeping the album's overall score a bit lower. It is evident by the midway point that what we're being treated to is truly the sophomore effort of Audioslave, and not just a second run at a supergroup album, and that's a very enjoyable reality.<br />
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While the flow from uptempo rock to ballads and back is more traditional, the album's two most popular songs, "Be Yourself" and "Doesn't Remind Me", provide a unique pairing early in the album. "Be Yourself", which was the album's first single, is a terrible song. Its positive refrain of "to be yourself is all that you can do" seems like it should be the slogan for one of the new anti-bullying campaigns that are all the rage now in America. The lyric comes across as forced and phony and fails to acknowledge anything about the real world; it's place more at home in a G.I. Joe cartoon than on a rock album. And, like all cheesy, crappy lyrics, the band has decided it is the only line of the refrain, so you're forced to listen to it over and over again. In contrast, the anti-nostalgia of "Doesn't Remind Me" is refreshing, and the lyrics may be the best Cornell has written for an Audioslave song. The whole premise of the song – that Cornell is looking to enjoy things for which he has no historical memory or nostalgia; in essence, to experience something truly new – is fascinating to me personally, and the song is crafted and executed extremely well. It's easily the only 5 on the album, and I might have tried to get away with giving it a 7 were it not for the fact that it has to pull the listening audience up from the four and a half minutes of landfill that "Be Yourself" is. If you take nothing else away from this review, get "Doesn't Remind Me" on your iPod, pronto.<br />
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<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-53833916711612620912012-09-17T22:57:00.000-05:002012-09-17T22:57:07.972-05:00Lazy Ass Reviews: Lawless (2012)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Tom Hardy is the man (obviously), and he's great in this particular role as bootlegger Forrest Bonderant. Ever since the release of <i>The Dark Knight</i>, there seems to have been an uptick in taking unique villains seriously, and Guy Pearce does an exceptional job as the eccentric (dare we say flamboyant?) Special Deputy Charlie Rakes. Characters are important in this movie, especially because the plot is a bit thin, but the movie is extremely enjoyable and worth your time and money, even if you just hit a budget theater in a couple weeks.<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-30573461398855057712012-09-17T22:56:00.002-05:002012-09-17T23:10:48.554-05:00Lazy Ass Reviews: The Apparition (2012)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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I keep going to horror movies and expecting them to have some redeeming qualities. Much to no one's surprise, this movie has none. A bad plot is poorly executed, bad dialog is poorly delivered, and a refund is your only thought as soon as the opening credits hit. Ashley Greene looks good; in fact the actual "apparition" should be her legs, which have a prominent role in the early minutes of the movie. But after the first "tense" scene (in which Greene is wearing panties that are probably, thankfully, a size too small) the "seriousness" gets amped up and the clothes stay on. Don't waste your time, and especially don't waste your money.<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-74938032845558847262012-09-13T18:13:00.000-05:002012-09-13T18:13:40.015-05:00White Hot Anticipation: Borderlands 2We here at Opportunity Assassins have mainly focused on Movies, Music, and TV so far. We haven't yet really spent much time on the number one procrastination tool, Video Games, so today we're introducing our new segment called "White Hot Anticipation." The purpose of White Hot Anticipation will be to look forward to games that are coming out soon. These games may be new properties, sequels or otherwise but the one key will be that the games we'll look at are games we'll actually buy new right around release time (like idiots) instead of waiting until the inevitable Game of the Year edition is released (like smart people). The first will look at one of the best games I've played in recent history returning with a vengeance for a second round, Borderlands 2<br />
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For those of you out there who are not familiar with Borderlands, the game is a first person shooter based RPG more or less. There are a few key features that made Borderlands stand out: the bazillions of different guns, the hilariously creative characters, the cell shaded art style and the open map all made Borderlands a unique experience. On top of that, the RPG elements weren't too much of a pain in the ass. Of course there were the classic "I need a bunch of this shit, so go get it for me" type quests, but if you stuck with it the whole way through, you didn't need to go "grind" it out (just killing a bunch of random monsters to level up) in order to take down the next boss. Rather than telling you all about the kinds of humor and animation found in the game, why don't I just show you one of the "Making Of" clips starring the best character in the game, Claptrap.<br />
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This character is so beloved by fans of the game that the great folks over at Gearbox have provided videos for marriage proposals and even a heartfelt memorial to a big Borderlands Fan. See them both in order below.<br />
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She said yes, by the way (watch it <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzOIns-CyM" target="_blank">here</a>).<br />
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In addition to the Eulogy, Gearbox has promised to add a new NPC in Borderlands 2 called "Mamaril" in honor of Michael. I've never seen such commitment from a developer to their fans and they are, indeed, a class act over at Gearbox.<br />
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This brings us to Borderlands 2, the extremely ambitious sequel to an already ambitious initial offering of Borderlands. No doubt, if you were watching the NFL on FOX during week 1 you saw a live action commercial promoting Borderlands 2 plus a little thing with Claptrap and the FOX NFL robot Cleatus. What has me really excited for Borderlands 2, though, are all the new character classes they're bringing. For the first time in these types of games, I actually want to play all of the different character classes: the dual wielding Gunzerker named Salvador, stealth killer Assassin named Zero, magic wielding Siren named Maya and gun turret champion Commando named Axton. Not only those four, but Gearbox is adding a fifth character class, whose "pets" are big robots , the Mechromancer named Gaige. The mechromancer class will be available on October 10 for $10 or is free to those who preorder. Each character is insanely unique and with the new level up system Gearbox added to Borderlands 2, it'll be worth playing through with each character.<br />
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In addition to the new character classes, Gearbox has upgraded pretty much everything about the game. They've added more possible weapon combinations, including the grenades, and more variety of enemies. In Borderlands, the landscapes weren't all that varying so it's awesome to see that they've added some additional awesome locals. And, of course, Claptrap is back in the sequel. What I'm looking forward to the most is the story and how the Gearbox team will bring the humor and feeling of the first iteration back to the sequel. Everything I've seen so far points to it being as good as, if not better than, the original Borderlands. But that's enough jabbering from me. Why don't I just let Sir Hammerlock tell you all about the wonderful world of Borderlands 2.<br />
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Borderlands 2 comes out on Tuesday, September 18. You can find me in then out in Pandora under PSN ID: VladDracul1431.Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-51362374031130011712012-09-13T14:54:00.005-05:002012-09-13T14:54:45.679-05:00Cable-pocalypse: NBC<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We start our Cable-pocalypse ratings rants with NBC, a station that pulls down only 1 of the insane 26 television programs that I currently watch on a regular basis (<i>Whitney)</i>. I've flirted with NBC before, though. In fact, it was the success of the first season of <i>Heroes</i>, that wonderfully conceived, horrifically executed semi-drama, that got me back into watching a lot of scripted TV. NBC's track record is shaky at best with dramas, however. Last Fall's <i>Awake</i> was a really intriguing concept that was axed mid-season and ended in the most cliched way possible, souring me simultaneously to the network and to the show's creators, because I couldn't figure out who had a bigger hand in the awful end. Fellow Opportunity Assassin Jake was a huge fan of <i>Chuck</i>, and although I've never seen an episode I imagine that the show tapped into a niche group that is still wandering in the television ether, not fully content to change the channel to SyFy nor to USA. And at the core, I think their poor grasp of demographic aim is what fails NBC the most.<br />
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<b><u>COMEDY</u></b><br />
An insane amount of NBC's time is dedicated to its comedic shows. <i>30 Rock, Animal Practice, Betty White's Off Their Rockers, Community, Go On, The Office, Parenthood, Parks and Recreation, Saturday Night Live, Up All Night, </i>and <i>Whitney </i>are comedies that currently occupy programming slots for the network. Add in this fall's <i>Guys with Kids</i>, and <i>The New Normal</i> and that means a full third of NBC programs are comedies. When you step back and take stock of these thirteen shows you see that they only aim for a single niche within the comedy audience. Perhaps best described as the quirky, off-beat comedies that could be arguably loosely based on the original <i>The Office</i> and will be fervently consumed by <i>Arrested Development </i>fans, too much of this block of programming is hit or miss. <i>Parenthood </i>skates by as a "dramedy", and <i>Go On</i> and <i>Guys With Kids</i> appear to be more traditional sitcoms and that does not bode well for either on NBC. <br />
<i>Saturday Night Live</i> is at a crossroads. The show's apex in the early '90s will never be topped and it's foolish for us to imagine that possibility, but the heavy political direction of the show in recent years (remember all those politics-themed special half hours?) are edging the <i>SNL</i> crew dangerously close to <i>Daily Show/Colbert Report</i> territory. And the minds that bring you <i>SNL</i> weekly are more pure comedians and less the expert satirists who work on <i>The Daily Show</i>. <br />
I know, even as I watch the episodes, that <i>Whitney</i> is a mediocre show that fails more often than not, but I enjoy Chris D'Elia and Whitney Cummings both, and were they ever to transition this show to a network and time where they could be a little more free with their subject matter (and maybe get some better writers) it could survive. Survival is unlikely, however, as the condition of the show has gone terminal. A dreaded move to Fridays at 8 coupled with the even more dreaded mid-season premiere (Oct. 19) for a returning poor performer likely spells the end for this so-so 3.8% of my TV viewing schedule.<br />
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For far too many years, NBC has staked an unsafe portion of their dramas with the various <i>Law & Order</i> procedurals. They've finally whittled it down to only one, but have done a poor job of replacing it. <i>Smash</i>, as I've written earlier, is a phenomenally executed concept that provides the network with a chance to make an impact play on Monday nights now that <i>House </i>has pulled the plug. In the same vein, the surprisingly well-received <i>Grimm</i> may draw viewers who are looking to find a stable replacement for another soon-ending FOX drama, <i>Fringe</i>. The fall additions are once again luring me back in, as the blackout-aftermath <i>Revolution</i> is the latest J.J. Abrams project to hit TV, and <i>Chicago Fire</i> will get my eyes for at least two episodes simply because Dr. Chase from <i>House</i> is in it.<br />
Depending upon how old you are, dear reader, you might consider <i>Parenthood </i>more on the drama side of 'dramedy' and, bingo, there's your problem. <i>Saving Hope</i>'s problem is that it sounds just like FOX's (detecting a theme yet?) <i>Raising Hope</i>, which is a comedy, not a drama, and way funnier. Okay, actually the problem with <i>Saving Hope</i> is that I had no fucking idea what it was about until I clicked on it in NBC's show list.<br />
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<b><u>CONTEST/REALITY</u></b><br />
I begin with the full disclaimer that I never watch either of these kind of shows because they're absolute garbage. That said, it makes a lot of sense to have a few on hand to draw in the lemmings and buoy ratings. (Or, if you're FOX, keep your schedule alive on the cheap while you cancel all the actual good scripted programming.) <br />
Let's be honest, <i>The Voice</i> should pay royalties to Susan Boyle, because it's a show about how you don't have to "look good" to be a good singer. HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA. Appropriately, one of the judges is midget Cee-Lo Green, while the other three people are attractive. Anyway, this is not some performance-over-appearance TV show, because once the judges see you they're biased (probably). If NBC really wanted to revolutionize the singing competition, they'd keep all the contestants behind screens for the duration of the show and give them fake names. Do you know how much internet buzz that would create? As for <i>America's Got Talent</i>, at least they let you show off doing something other than singing or dancing...although I've never watched an episode so I don't know if that actually happens.<br />
<i>Stars Earn Stripes</i> was obviously conceived by someone looking to exploit patriotism and troop appreciation (and get Dean Cain back on TV), and whoever that was should be immediately turned into an IED. Not to be outdone, NBC is somehow on a second season of a show called <i>American Ninja Warrior</i>, and when I clicked on this link I got really confused, and then sad, trying to figure out what it was, so you should probably only view it as punishment for a seriously original sin. Speaking of original sins, <i>Love in the Wild</i>, anyone?<br />
<i>Fashion Star</i> is either a spin-off of <i>Project Runway</i> or a secret social experiment to see if there's any time I would not sleep with Jessica Simpson (hint: yes, on this show). I think the fact that the <i>Celebrity Apprentice</i> money goes to charity is cool, and when Adam Carolla was on I almost watched it. I say almost because it was more exciting listening to him talk about it on his podcast than it would have been to actually watch the show.<br />
The show I have the biggest issue with, however, is <i>Biggest Loser</i>. Now, the premise is great. As someone who struggles routinely to counter his fatass tendencies, I know that sometimes you just need a serious kick in the ass to change your ways, and man-boobing my television is an embarrassment on that level. I once had a roommate who cried regularly during this show, and I couldn't understand why. She said something about being happy for them or whatever (not really sure, I was probably mesmerized - not in the good way - by another topless weigh-in). But my point has always been this: If I was morbidly obese, say 500 pounds, and I went on a show where they basically told me that they were going to shame me into losing weight, and that the result would be that I lived a longer, better life <i>and</i> they were footing the bill, it would be really fucking difficult not to succeed. What I would like to see is <i>Biggest Loser:10 Years Later</i> and see how many people who lost over half their bodyweight have put 50 pounds back on. I'm not saying the show isn't positive for some, maybe even most, of the contestants. What I'm saying is the spectacle of self-congratulation that people take from watching this show is sickening. It's like <i>The Hunger Games</i>, or <i>The Running Man</i> but in real life, shilled as captivating prime-time television. Oh the humanity.<br />
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After the great Conan Debacle of 2011, Jay Leno is back hosting <i>The Tonight Show</i>. I rarely tune to any talk show, but he and Letterman still land the biggest guests per capita so they usually get my eyes every once in a while. Leno sadly might be the only place NBC is able to pull in the senior citizen demo, which, in fairness, is horribly underrepresented on all networks. I haven't watched Carson Daly do anything since he was playing 43 seconds of each music video that a bunch of nubile teenagers "voted" on. I also don't watch Jimmy Fallon, because I personally don't think him that funny. He definitely has a fitting personality for talk shows, however, and hopefully people that really enjoy this genre tune in to him or Jimmy Kimmel (by far the best host on TV) instead of Conan, because....UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT...Conan O'Brien isn't funny. Like at all. Weird how that turned out to be the shrewdest move NBC has made in years.<br />
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To be honest, NBC's sports coverage is pretty good. <i>Sunday Night Football</i> and its lead-in, <i>Football Night in America</i>, are both great shows if you take a bathroom break when Peter King is on and have the mute button handy depending on how blowhard Costas is being on a given day. NBC would get huge points for not overexerting themselves and excelling at one show if they hadn't summarily tanked their coverage of the London Olympics. Sadly, I don't see them growing their sports coverage much (it was pulling teeth just to get the Stanley Cup Finals onto network TV) and that means that my dear Michelle Beadle has gone on to a network that will hide her much more than they should. Hope they paid you well, Beads.<br />
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I'm not even sure who hosts <i>Today</i> because I don't get up before noon, but they probably get paid too much to do it, and the show lost any hope of my viewership when I saw on the webiste that they were boasting a live performance by Train. At least the flesh-eating virus girl got top billing and <i>Days of Our Lives </i>is still kicking.<br />
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I don't watch any news save <i>Sportscenter</i>, but <i>Dateline</i> rings a bell with me and <i>Rock Center with Brian Williams</i> seems to be what John Stossel wishes he could have been but cooler, so I'm down with that even though I'll never watch.<br />
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Overall, NBC appears to be the network of "good enough". They have a few genre and demographic niches that they pull in with stunning regularity, but unlike the cable stations (primarily AMC, FX, and USA) they are loathe to experiment in any serious way. It seems as though they are waiting for a weakness to be exposed with one of the other rival major networks and jump at it, but I don't see that happening any time soon. NBC's most unique characteristic – and the one that may just pull it out of the cellar one day – is how often their scripted TV features elements of fantasy or supernatural literature writing (i.e. <i>Grimm</i> or <i>Revolution</i>). But try as they might, stations like FOX (<i>Fringe</i>) and ABC (<i>Once Upon A Time</i>) seem to hit home runs effortlessly while NBC is endlessly striking out. With the last season of comedy flagship <i>The Office</i> set to premiere (amidst steady ratings drops the past three years), it could be a long Fall/Winter for the peacock.<br />
<br />Petehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00429958552303693205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-51567014442461145122012-09-12T11:33:00.004-05:002012-09-12T11:33:56.454-05:00You Must Watch This: The Newsroom (Ep 9-10)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I realize that by now, the first season of The Newsroom has been wrapped up for about 2-3 weeks, so sue me (please don't), but with all the greatness we've been bringing you here at Opportunity Assassins, I figured it was ok to delay this because hey, I run this joint. So let's get on with putting a lid on the first season of The Newsroom and wrapping up the first series of "You Must Watch This."<br />
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Episode 9: The Blackout: Part II<br />
Last we left the crew, the gang was pre-taping an interview with some bimbo about Anthony Wiener's wiener when the lights went out in the entire building. So when Will asks what they do if the power doesn't come on by showtime, Mac has her moment to rally the troops with her own version of the "Braveheart" speech (FREEEEEEEEEDOM!) when, in another fantastic moment of comedic timing right as she's wrapping up her speech...the lights come back on and Mac screams "Son of a Bitch!" Thankfully, the internet has provided us with this moment, so you can relive it (or live it for the first time if you still haven't seen this show.)<br />
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See? Genius.<br />
The character focus in this episode is the relationship square dance between Jim, Lisa (Maggie's roomate, played by Kelen Coleman), Maggie and Don. I'm not so thrilled with the will they/won't they of this story because we all know they eventually will. On the upside, once again we're seeing the teeth on Sloan (Olivia Munn) as she continues to try to get the importance of the Debt Ceiling debates up above the prattle of the Casey Anthony/Anthony Wiener "stories." All the while, Sampat is trying to get the story on internet trolls by dragging Sloan's name through the mud on an economic message board. As a result, we get to see some more of the really great day/night transformations of Sloan's character when she goes from "awwe" to yelling at Sampat. The best part of the episode was finally seeing the reveal of what they all have been working for in a debate format. I, for one, would love to see the debates run that way instead of the kid gloves that our candidates are treated with on most occasions. Anyway, the episode ends with Sampat goading the person who made the death threat on McAvoy setting up the last episode of the first season.<br />
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Episode 10: The Greater Fool (Season Finale)<br />
The finale starts off seemingly right where we left off, except we're now two months after the end of Ep. 9 after the article on McAvoy is printed in New York magazine. Will is discovered passed out in his bathroom after combining too many anti-depressants mixed with bourbon and painkillers. This lands him in the hospital where he threatens not to return to the show. In the mean time, we're still coming toward a resolution on the getting Will fired arc set up in Episode 3. We've got the NSA insider set up during the bin Laden episode who has evidence against ACN's parent company but isn't a credible witness due to his past indiscretions. Of course, nothing is ever easy as the screw is turned even further when it turns out that the NSA insider commits suicide later. It turns out, though, before he did he sent a message to Skinner dropping one of the last puzzle pieces in place. This motivates Skinner to go to McAvoy and bring him out of his funk by calling his detractors "pussy-ass coward-ass pussified pussies" and bringing a personalized Voter ID story to McAvoy's attention via his nurse.<br />
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This combination of Skinner's glorious phrase, the Voter ID story and the discovery that Mac's phone was apparently hacked to give TMI (the tabloid under the same parent company as ACN) half of a story on Will being high the night of the bin Laden broadcast, lights a fire under Will's ass and cues a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9Uwhjlog8" target="_blank">montage</a> set to The Who's "Baba O'Riley". The montage shows the team building the show that has been interspersed throughout the episode. One of the more humorous moments of the episode is when Maggie goes off on a Sex and the City tour bus that Jim just so happens to be on. Of course, Jim chases Maggie down, they kiss..blah blah blah and Jim's nice guy/burden of knowledge once more prevents them from finally hooking up. Oh yeah...McAvoy's report confirms what we all have known all along - Jesus is a socialist. Finally, we get to the moment this whole season has been working toward, the face-off between Skinner/McAvoy and Reese/Laona Lansing. No surprises here, the Lansings lose and McAvoy and Mackenzie go on and put together one of the best shows to date.<br />
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So where does this leave us for season 2? Well, Sampat is still looking for the person making the death threats against Will, which will take at least a temporary focus. Maggie's with Don and Jim is with Lisa even though they all know who should be with who. Will and Mac are still dancing around getting back together. We've circled all the way back to the beginning with Will hiring on the girl who asked the question that started this whole thing off as an intern, and touched back on several characters that I thought would just be forgotten. And probably my favorite part is that Terry Crewes is still McAvoy's bodyguard thanks to Sampat.<br />
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All in all, The Newsroom had an excellent first season. Do I still think it falls in the top 5 series of all time? No, but it could very well elevate to new heights with the second season. I'd still love to see more with Sloan's character because Olivia Munn plays her perfectly. While I agree with much of what Sorkin is saying with this show, I'd also like to see the Democrats held up to the same lens that the Tea Party is being burned with. I want less of the Maggie/Don/Jim triangle as realistic as those relationships might be (but I won't get that, for sure). Finally, I want more Skinner and his incredibly delivered lines. I'm really looking forward to Season 2 which will return AFTER the presidential elections, but I'm concerned how the show's tone might be tempered if Sorkin's boy, Obama, doesn't get re-elected as the Tea Party makes for an easy target right now.<br />
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For Opportunity Assassins, this is Jake signing off. Thanks for watching "The Newsroom."<br />
<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-84476703022471778402012-09-12T08:41:00.001-05:002012-09-12T08:41:36.393-05:00OAAR: Audioslave - Audioslave (2002)There is an interesting concept out there called a "Supergroup" or, in other words, a band made of extremely talented members of other bands that get together and have a big sonic baby (no, not the fast blue hedgehog type). Apparently there have been several bands put together that could fall under this category, but two particular ones jump out at me from the modern music perspective: Audioslave and Velvet Revolver. Each band brings together a unique set of flavors from each member but while Velvet Revolver was highly touted, it probably wouldn't have been as popular if it weren't for the success of Audioslave.<br />
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When Audioslave came on the scene with the self-titled album, <i>Audioslave, </i>the combination of members being touted was some of the best group of individuals I could have put together short of the members of Tool. After the success of political rap-rock group Rage Against the Machine and subsequent departure of Zack de la Rocha, guitar god Tom Morello and the other two members of Rage didn't really have much going on. They decided they'd continue to play together but needed a new frontman. Fast forward a bit and you'll come to the point where ex-Soundgarden singer, Chris Cornell, enters the fray. Bringing in some great vocal history to mix with the instrumental focus of Rage Against the Machine turned out to be quite a winning combination for a few years.<br />
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<i>Audioslave</i> starts off letting you know, for the most part, who the players are. Starting off with "Cochise" is the unmistakable sound of Tom Morello's guitar effects, then layers in some drums, and finally adds in the familiar raspy voice of Chris Cornell. This is a fantastic way to introduce you to a new group of individuals, to the key players and probably most importantly of all, to make sure you realize that this is something new instead of a rehash of past musical lives. While "Cochise" is a great song, it's the second track, "Show Me How to Live," that really defines how a supergroup should sound. Cornell's vocals in this song are top notch (especially the thing Cornell does with his voice at the end) and so are the incredible things that Morello does with his guitar. It's the perfect mix of insanely unique artists.<br />
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The debate over "supergroups" is like the debate for the perfect woman. You never quite get everything you're looking for, and every positive trait carries with it one that might be regrettable later on down the line. Want perfect curves? She's a vegetarian. Want a highly intellectual professional woman who exudes sexuality (and I do: apply within)? She's probably a Vikings fan with daddy issues. How about finally getting Metallica to do a 'supergroup' album? They pick that piece of shit Lou Reed to team with and make you question your manhood. Somehow, though, Audioslave has managed to entirely circumvent all of the attachment caveats.<br />
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Rage Against the Machine is/was at times great, often good, but too often barely tolerable with their overt political messages. Soundgarden has always been out of place in the grunge scene, at least according to my musical pallet, and their song construction style has always resembled A Perfect Circle more than Nirvana or Alice In Chains. But when you take the best parts of both and mash it together into a single band, Chris Cornell's awesome vocals mix with the tight, simple, melody-driven rhythm section of RATM so seamlessly that you begin to wonder why no one thought of this before. And, in fact, simplicity is the key to the success of Audioslave's self-titled debut. Cornell's vocals would probably be just as comfortable on a new Soundgarden album, and Morello's collection of one-note melodies could easily be layered under Zack de la Rocha whining about George Bush or lack of public subsidies or whatever. Instead, they're together, here, on this album, in what is the sneakiest aural orgasm (aur-gasm?) you'll ever be a part of. This album is top notch from front to back, aided in large part because the tempo of almost every song is the same (a possible nod to AC/DC) and thus the listen is very smooth.<br />
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The album's top singles, "Cochise" and "Show Me How To Live", are catchy tunes that showcase Cornell's ability to weave between a pleasant tenor and screaming staccato phrasing and have understandably endured. The best display of talent and songwriting comes near the disc's end, however, as the straightforward rock of "Light My Way" is succeeded with the tastefully simple chord progression that drives "Getaway Car". The scoresheet above shows that I've littered <i>Audioslave</i> with 4s and a couple 5s. The 2 for experience, however, is in fact a reflection of the album's success. It is so smooth and even from open to close that you find yourself wishing for a straightforward thrasher just so that particular song can stick out like a sore thumb. But overall, if you can say you go about your business in an "Audioslave" mood you're probably leading an enjoyable life...and your girl/guy is probably a 14/10. You lucky bastard.<br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-27575100241293637482012-09-11T20:50:00.002-05:002012-09-11T20:50:41.748-05:00OAAR: Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV (1971)Led Zeppelin at the time of their fourth album, Led Zeppelin IV could probably have been the first true Opportunity Assassin band because rather than coming up with album titles, they simply numbered them, making our lives far easier when figuring out which came first. Luckily for us, however, four albums in and Led Zeppelin still hasn't phoned in a single album. I'm pretty sure I've established this already, but these OAARs on Led Zeppelin's discography is the first time I'm hearing these albums in their entirety and not only am I surprised that they are still as obviously important now as they were when they came out but also that even in the age of vinyl, we've been given some of the greatest album experiences to date. That brings me to what I can easily consider to be the best Led Zeppelin album that I've experienced so far and while I'm sure it's painfully obvious to those of you Zeppelin fans out there, I'll break some of the high points down for the rest of you who, like me, have yet to experience the magic that is Led Zeppelin IV.<br />
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Zeppelin IV starts off being yet another Led Zeppelin album bringing forth another iconic Zeppelin tune in "Black Dog." Of course it wouldn't be Zeppelin if they rested on their laurels, so they brought forth an even more iconic tune, "Rock and Roll" to follow it up. Finally, we get the song that everyone who's not deaf knows which is the exceedingly famous "Stairway to Heaven." What's the chance of Led Zeppelin's most notable track not getting a score of 5? If you said anything other than "zero" or one of its synonyms, then you obviously haven't been paying attention to anything we've said so far and you should probably quit now before you make an even larger fool of yourself. Anyway, nothing more needs to be said about the perfection of "Stairway to Heaven" so let's flip the album if you will and move on.<br />
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Is it really <i>Led Zeppelin IV</i>? Just <i>IV</i>? Is it <i>Zoso</i>? Do we care? No. What Led Zeppelin's fourth album is is the best collection of the band's varied sounds. Sadly, that will almost always be an oh-by-the-way fact behind it being "that album with 'Stairway' on it". The fact that "Stairway to Heaven" is one of the greatest (and most famous) songs of all time – and that without the drums or bass entering until the song is half over! – has forever been offset by the legion of guitar playing wannabes who know only the first melody, but play it as a badge of pride. Know this: if a song released in 1971 can be a joke in a movie in 1992 (<i>Wayne's World</i>) and still be understood in 2012, chances are it's a pretty damn good song. And it is. There's something that seems to be unique about long, complicated songs with multiple extensive melodies (think "Free Bird" or "Hotel California" or "Layla") that gives them a timeless edge. <br />
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Aside from containing the band's most famous song, thought, <i>IV</i> is in many ways a perfect homage to the many influences that made up Led Zeppelin. The blues roots are most obvious on "Rock and Roll", especially with Page's trademark 'sloppy' guitar soloing, but are also very much present on "Black Dog", where phrase and answer verses showcase Plant's vocal ability as well as the band's overall knack for unique phrasing – here using a 5/4 time signature to create a very original melody. Where Zeppelin's sound peaks on this album (the raw session sounds don't bleed through on songs like "Kashmir" or the opus "Achilles' Last Stand") the songwriting once again outperforms expectations. "When the Levee Breaks" has always lands in my top two of favorite Zeppelin songs, as the wailing harmonica and grungy, heavy lead riff actually provide a window into the sound that would eventually become known as heavy metal. <br />
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My largest appreciation of this album has always been for Page's guitar work, and although oddities like the mandolin in "Going to California" or the subject matter of the now Tolkein-cult classic "The Battle of Evermore" swallow some of Page's genius, it shines through plenty on all the other tracks. Despite an all-star lineup of songs, <i>IV</i> gets downgraded in the overall marks department for two reasons. Incredibly, it isn't Zeppelin's best album overall; that nod goes (perhaps even more incredibly) to the double-disc <i>Physical Graffiti</i>. Moreover, the subtle flavors that allowed for <i>Led Zeppelin II</i> to mature with time are almost wholly absent from <i>IV</i>. Your first aural tour of the album will evoke immediate and visceral reactions that will not be tempered or augmented with age. I've probably listened through <i>IV</i> at least a hundred times, and I still enjoy it the same way I did the first time I heard it. Sometimes, though, it's nice to know exactly what you're getting with an album, and Led Zeppelin has never had any pretensions as far as that goes, even if there is a bustle in your hedgerow. <br />
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Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-2281175294613345032012-09-11T08:58:00.001-05:002012-09-11T08:58:29.818-05:00OAAR: Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory (2000)<i>Hybrid Theory</i>, the very first album from new band (in 2000), Linkin Park. It was back in the era of music videos on MTV (believe it or not) which I'm pretty sure is how I discovered Linkin Park back then. I remember them coming on the scene with their first single, "One Step Closer," which is still one of the most popular Linkin Park songs. I also remember thinking, after picking up the album, how short the CD is, coming in right around 35min. The album is so good that I always wanted to have more which made both listening to this album and waiting for Meteora that much more of a pain.<br />
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<i>Hybrid Theory</i> definitely comes on with a strong beginning, opening with "Papercut" and introducing us to the heavy riffs, Mr. Hahn's samples, Mike Shinoda's relatively simple rhymes and Chester Bennington's sometimes clean/sometimes gravely voice. Moving right along to the head nod worthy "One Step Closer," Linkin Park gives us a clearer view of Chester's singing and screaming abilities while piling on the heavy riffage. Continuing on through the first third of <i>Hybrid Theory</i>, Linkin Park's sole purpose is to convince you that their equation for music is one you want to subscribe to with more great examples of how both Chester and Mike can work together to give something more than what you might have been used to at that time. This brings us to the next third of the album kicking off with one of my personal favorites, "Crawling." In high school, most of the excitement came around new music video releases, and the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0" target="_blank">music video</a> for "Crawling" was no different. Of course at a time like High School where you're trying to establish an identity, the video can speak to you, but really, it was the combination of the smoking hot chick plus the subtle blue hair that Shinoda was sporting at the time that stuck out to me (I never actually got around to dying my hair the same color unfortunately).<br />
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About the turn of the century, as I was entering high school, there were four* rock/metal albums that came out that significantly shaped my musical appreciation and dreams of rock stardom. Linkin Park's debut, <i>Hybrid Theory, </i>was one of them. Easily the most original take on the rap-metal hybrid that would eventually become part of the nu-metal sonic spectrum, Linkin Park's sound was catchy, aggressive, and radio-friendly (in a way that say, Disturbed, was not), but never bowed too far in the sappy/plastic direction (I'm looking at you, Staind).<br />
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The true strength of <i>Hybrid Theory</i> is how many sides of the same sound the band is able to present, coherently, in just around three minutes a pop. Take "A Place For My Head" for example. A staccato and simple opening guitar riff is built on with some complementary sampling by Mr. Hahn before the vocals kick in, and once they do the complex rap Mike Shinoda delivers is the closest thing I've ever heard to rap poetry. The song is a three minute intensity plateau (hence its 3 rating) but is also a hint at how good Linkin Park could – and can – be when it comes to song composition. <br />
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The uniqueness of Linkin Park's sound is obvious on the first three tracks ("Papercut", "One Step Closer", "With You") as the send and receive between the sung vocals and rapped phrases is presented so seamlessly you would believe it occurred in every song in history that has at least three chords. The highlight of the band's musical gamesmanship, however, is the Hahn showpiece "Cure For The Itch", which illustrates how to use a DJ in a way that is more than just sound effects and samples. The angry edge that is present on so much of this album – even the heavily melodic tracks like "Crawling" and "In The End" – is probably responsible in some pseudo-psychological way for how much I enjoy this album. Even though the more raw aspects of <i>Hybrid Theory</i> appear in decreased amounts (if at all) on the band's subsequent albums, the hook was essentially set the first time I heard "One Step Closer" driving around in my cousin's car one Friday night looking for something fun to do. Music history is littered with debut albums that were followed up by disappearing acts, but this is most definitely not one of those cases. <i>Hybrid Theory</i> remains Linkin Park's most compelling album to date, and if you don't believe me cue up iTunes and give yourself over to 38 minutes of nu-metal nostalgia. You can thank me later.<br />
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(*) <span style="font-size: x-small;">The four were:<br />Disturbed - <i>The Sickness</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Godsmack - <i>Godsmack</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Linkin Park - <i>Hybrid Theory</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Staind - <i>Dysfunction</i></span></div>
Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-14930396017690336622012-08-30T20:04:00.000-05:002012-10-10T15:40:56.726-05:00Cable-pocalypse TV Preview: Fall 2012Well, we've come to that time of year again. That time where all of the networks on TV step up to the table and place their bets on a hand full of new shows hoping to catch a lucky break and becoming the next Sopranos or Lost. If you were with us <a href="http://opportunityassassins.blogspot.com/2012/01/2012-winter-tv-preview.html" target="_blank">back in January</a>, you'll be familiar with the format, but for those of you who have just joined us in learning the fine arts of the Opportunity Assassins, let me break it down for you.<br />
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The two biggest seasons for TV have been built around what I can only assume is a subtle celebration of Football season where the weather starts getting cooler and every Sunday (along with Monday night, Thursday night and most of Saturday) become occasions to drink beer, eat chips, don your team colors and pray to the Football Gods that your team wins. The entire month of August is pre-season for us all - including the networks. It's their job to get you to draft their team and watch their new rising stars week after week through advertising. When September kicks off, they hope that their team is ready to go and keep the momentum to make it through to the playoffs (awards season and sweeps). If not, the networks mourn the end of Football season by adding several backup shows (think CFL) for their mid-season lineups typically starting in February.<br />
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So now it's pre-season and in order for you to know where to spend those precious hours glued to the TV in between football games, you turn to the Opportunity Assassins. Here, we don't yet get the treatment from the networks that we deserve (they'll learn soon enough) which means we don't get to see the pilot before you do. Over the years and out of necessity, we have come to finely hone the craft of not only determining whether a show is worth your time but also being able to predict how long the show will last. For the winter 2012 season, the Opportunity Assassins ended up with right around a <a href="http://opportunityassassins.blogspot.com/2012/06/as-fate-would-have-it-winter-tv.html" target="_blank">66% accuracy</a> or, in other words, our predictions were correct for 2 out of every 3 shows that debuted at mid-season. All this from simply watching the preview reels found on YouTube and you can bet we'll do it again for the new shows making the leap to your TV screens this Fall. So follow along, OA Apprentices, as I tell you which new shows to watch and which to avoid like the plague in alphabetical order (all times listed are Eastern time)<br />
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Warning: This is a long one, so if you have a particular show in mind, jump right to it.<br />
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666 Park Avenue (ABC, Premiers 9/30 at 10PM)<br />
As history would show, anything with the number 666 in the title isn't going to be involving a place called "Happy Happy Fun Time Land" so we already know we're in for some devilish happenings that take place at 666 Park Ave. After watching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rL4GSQfU60" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, I actually know only a slight bit more about the show that I did after reading the title. Apparently new residents Henry Martin (Dave Annable from Brothers & Sisters) and Jane Van Veen (Rachael Taylor, Hacker chick from Transformers) move into some swanky new digs at 999 Park Avenue in NYC (see what they did there? The devil's a sneaky fella). The residents at this place are super nice but like everyone moving into a new apartment, Jane absolutely MUST investigate the entire building from top to bottom. This is where she finds a mysterious book with strange writing and pictures in it - spooky. Eventually Gavin Doran (Terry O'Quinn, TV mainstay recognized from LOST), who is obviously the devil or at least the devil's helper and manager of the building, offers people the world for a small price in return - THEIR SOUL..muhahaHAHAHA *cough* - ahem, sorry. Anyway, residents keep disappearing in to blindingly bright lights in the walls which I can only assume will be cause for concern. After watching the trailer, I have absolutely no idea where they'll take the plot lines. ABC lost big with The River at mid-season so I imagine they're trying to find a spooky mainstay for their more grown-up audience, but you can tell they've hedged their bets this time around by hiring on mostly unknown actors (at least to me). ABC has ordered 13 episodes produced and I just can't see them ordering anymore.<br />
Prediction: 666 Park Avenue will make it through the 13 episode run, but will not be back for more after that.<br />
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Arrow (CW, Premiers 10/10 at 8PM)<br />
With the end of CW mainstay Smallville, CW and DC are trying to find a way to keep that large chunk of guys that stuck around to see good ole Clark Kent become Superman. They aim to do this (get it, aim?) by bringing back Green Arrow and giving the character a reboot. The rebooted Green Arrow character is meant to be more gritty than the Smallville incarnation but still a do-gooder. Now, the Green Arrow of Smallville was well acted but the costume was a bit cartoonish for my tastes. Based on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaq6S_Hcwn4" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, though, CW is distancing itself from that character, first by calling him "Arrow" instead of "Green Arrow", moving him from Metropolis to Starling City, and apparently keeping the enemies firmly planted in the realm of humanity. They're still hanging on to the back story of becoming the person he is simply due to survival instincts and he's still called Oliver Queen, so the uninitiated can quickly be brought to speed if they were following Smallville. Arrow stars a relative unknown in Stephen Amell (HBO's Hung) as Oliver Queen and Katie Cassidy (mostly ignored best friend from Taken) as love interest Laurel Lance. Personally, I'm hoping that this gritty feel, paired with Arrow not having Superman forcing his morality on Queen all the time makes for a great show. Of course, the moment Arrow starts moving away from the realm of reality and adding villains from the Justice League/Superman, that could be the moment Arrow jumps the shark. Assuming that's a while down the road though as a way to bring in more viewers, I think Arrow looks to be a good show and will definitely be added to my list of shows for the Fall 2012 season.<br />
Prediction: Arrow will pick up a full season order and be renewed for at least a second season. If I had to put an end date on it, I'm guessing either after 4 or 5 good seasons.<br />
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Beauty & The Beast (CW, Premiers 10/11 at 9PM)<br />
Oh CW, how you love the niche audiences you bring in every year with the teens. That oh-so-coveted 18-25 age slot is yours to gain and yours to lose as you bring in the teens and hope to hang on to them. Well, CW is at it again with Kristin Kreuk's return to the network after her last appearance as Lana Lang in Smallville. This time around Ms. Kreuk is a NYC detective extraordinaire named Catherine Chandler who is out to find out who killed her mother 9 years prior (and find who saved her back then as well) at least according to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57SLGErGaFg" target="_blank">the trailer</a>. Enter the Beast, a thought to be dead doc named Vincent Keller (Jay Ryan, most recently in a few episodes of Terra Nova), who is the only surviving genetically enhanced super soldier (no, not Capt. America) that has returned to NYC to protect the innocent with his enhanced speed and strength. I can't really tell by the trailer, but the dude is a step or two away from a Werewolf which basically tells me all I need to know about this show. During the episodes you can expect Kreuk's character to get her ass saved at least once per episode. You can also expect Chandler to fall in love with Keller, as would be expected. I also imagine Chandler will find out here mom had something to do with the drug given to Keller and discover that the gov't is out to get her and Keller. Can anyone say predictable? As you can imagine, I'm not thrilled with this show and will not be adding it to my viewing list, even considering Kreuk's attractiveness.<br />
Prediction: The CW has been known to stick it out with shows that bring in viewers with the stars that are cast, and I expect this to be no different. I imagine Beauty & The Beast will get a full season order and will probably be renewed for a second, but won't probably make it too far after that.<br />
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Ben & Kate (FOX, Premiers 9/25 at 8:30PM)<br />
FOX gets its turn up at bat with new sitcom Ben & Kate, an attempt to capture some of the same magic that makes ABC favorite Modern Family such a great show. Ben (comedian Nat Faxon) and his sister Kate (Dakota Johnson) have a (not so) unique relationship in that Ben, the immature perennial screwup, and Kate, the mature single mom, are always there for each other when they're needed the most. Of course, what would a show like this be without an adorable child to provide a measuring stick for Ben's immaturity. That's where Maddie (Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Matt Damon's daughter in We Bought a Zoo) comes in. As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrIGYdLI0I" target="_blank">the trailer</a> shows, Maddie doesn't say much, but her silence is often times a good counterbalance to fast talking Ben. Ben & Kate actually have a chance on FOX as it seems to be using a fairly successful equation for comedy success by using the cute child to pull at the heartstrings of America, a funny screw-up of a male character not too easy to hate and the accessible adult female roll. If Ben & Kate can bring with it some chuckle worthy moments and some equally important serious and cute moments, FOX might have a non-animated hit on their hands.<br />
Prediction: Ben & Kate is situated between strong lead-in Raising Hope and quirky New Girl, so it's in a position to carry with it quite a high viewership on Tuesdays. If the writing is up to par, Ben & Kate can make it quite a few seasons, but it's also extremely vulnerable at the 8:30 time slot. If FOX sees viewers leaving, you can bet Ben & Kate will get the boot quickly. I predict a full first season order and a second season return, but probably just a half season order to begin with.<br />
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Brickleberry (Comedy Central, Premiers 9/25 at 10:30PM)<br />
Comedy Central, how I love you so. Your series can be smart or slapstick or dirty or all of the above. Your hands aren't tied like the big four (NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX) so you can get away with more. Enter Brickleberry, an animated show about a national or state wildlife park and the crazy stuff that goes on as they try to stay afloat. The trailer, titled "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpWXinvQ-I" target="_blank">Welcome to Brickleberry</a>" is a majestic scene of nature that suddenly takes a turn for the dirty when pairs of animals are shown to be doing the nasty. Of course, producer Daniel Tosh takes it a step further by taking it up a notch just when you're comfortable. There isn't much else to say after watching the trailer except that you should probably expect talking animals, plenty of random attacks, and great hilarious moments. This is definitely not a show for the kiddies.<br />
Prediction: Brickleberry does fairly well on Comedy Central and, while not hitting the success level set by South Park, sticks around for a few seasons.<br />
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Chicago Fire (NBC, Premiers 10/10 at 10PM)<br />
There's no doubt about it, NBC has been struggling to find its footing as of late. After personal favorite Chuck ended last season, there really hasn't been much reason outside of Sunday night football to turn the dial over to NBC. Sure, they have a stable of nerd comedies that I sometimes pay attention to (mostly after they've hit Netflix), but outside of that and possibly Grimm, NBC just is driving down easy street with its reality TV lineup. Enter Chicago Fire, the first opportunity NBC has to get back in the game. Being as big of a fan of Rescue Me that I was, something about a Firefighter drama is appealing. Of course <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi3h9z1YUVc" target="_blank">the trailer</a> shows me that it's all drama all day with a minor attempt to alleviate the weight of the job with a small spattering of comedic moments. Returning to TV after concluding his job as Dr. Chase on FOX heavyweight, House, Jesse Spencer tosses his Aussie accent to the side and becomes an American named Matthew Casey. Joined by relative unknowns Taylor Kinney (playing Kevin Severide) and Lie to Me's Monica Raymund (playing Gabriela Dawson), Chicago Fire is stacked with the hot bodies to pull in the viewers. Firefighting is an easy premise for drama, so if the writing and situations are as realistic as Rescue Me's firefighting scenes were (even with the toned down language), it could make for a great staple on NBC. This one's a bit tougher to call, though, since there are a lot of variables going into this, but I think I'll give Chicago Fire a chance.<br />
Prediction: Chicago Fire will probably do well enough to warrant a full season order and will get renewed for a second season. If the scenarios are interesting enough and we can come to care about the characters enough, expect a 4-5 season run. If not, season 2 will be the end of Chicago Fire.<br />
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Elementary (CBS, Premiers 9/27 at 10PM)<br />
For whatever reason, Sherlock Holmes is hot right now. Given the success of the two movies starring Robert Downey Junior, it seems like everyone wants in on their own version of the eccentric detective. CBS is next up to taking on Holmes and as such, they've decided to bring him into the 21st century and make Watson a woman. In this version, Holmes (Johnny Lee Miller, Dexter's foe from Season 5) is a recovering addict who worked as a consultant for Scotland Yard and who now has moved to NYC to take consultation work for the NYPD. Joan Watson (Lucy Liu) is essentially Holmes' case worker, assigned to him to make sure he stays clean. Of course former Dr. Watson, who used to be a surgeon, will become a bit of a translator/handler for channeling Holmes' eccentricity, while applying her medical knowledge to no doubt help Holmes solve some cases. As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YvuZ4Msh50" target="_blank">the trailer for Elementary</a> shows, Miller does a great job of capturing the Holmes character's key traits and while I'm not particularly a fan of Liu's looks (I find them occasionally distracting and not in a good way), she is a fitting anchor for the wild Holmes. The character of Holmes is fantastically timeless so, if written well enough, he'll fit right in to modern times. Miller's performance reminds me a lot of the lead from The Finder and House combined, so if they pull those two seamlessly together, CBS will have a hit on their hands.<br />
Prediction: Elementary has a really good chance of becoming a viewing staple of mine. Miller and Liu are great choices to star in this show so the whole package depends on the quality of the writing. Elementary should get a full season order and be back for at least 2-3 more seasons. We might see Holmes on our TV screen for quite a long time.<br />
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Emily Owens, MD (CW, Premiers 10/16 at 9PM)<br />
Scrubs is back! Oh wait..it's just Emily Owens, MD. Damn. Female J.D, Emily Owens (Mamie Gummer) is joined by the Green Arrow (no, not the new one, the old one), Will Rider (Justin Hartley) in a medical sitcom that finds itself on CW instead of ABC (probably because CW grew Justin Hartley in a lab and owns his soul). From <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZsqUnigY98" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, it would appear that this show brings all the same building blocks from personal favorite Scrubs (through season 8) just painted a different color. On its own, I suppose this show could be a decent one for CW as it plays with the key demographic of awkward high school females, but I just see too many people comparing it to Scrubs for it to make it through the gauntlet of network sitcoms. Airing on Tuesdays at 9PM, CW has placed this up against FOX's New Girl which will be difficult combination. Beyond this, Emily Owens, MD is a one hour sitcom, meaning it has to find a way to combat the short attention span of the sitcom audience.<br />
Prediction: While Emily Owens, MD could be a decent sitcom, it appears that the deck is stacked against it. Now, CW doesn't exactly have a reputation of being too quick on the cancellation trigger, so you can expect a full season out of this, but I don't see it being renewed for a second season.<br />
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Guys with Kids (NBC, Premiers 9/12 at 10PM)<br />
NBC adds yet another sitcom to its lineup already packed with sitcoms this fall with new series Guys with Kids. I know that NBC is stacking the bullpen with possible replacements for NBC mainstays The Office and 30 Rock, both in their final seasons this year, so next up (and strangely leading into Law&Order: SVU) is Guys with Kids. While watching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeY-nDqyQAg" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, I enjoyed the chemistry of the cast made up of funny man Anthony Anderson (playing Gary), familiar face (but not sure from where) Jesse Bradford (playing Chris) and The Whitest Kids U'Know favorite Zach Cregger (playing Nick). Add to that Meadow Soprano (Jamie-Lynn Sigler as Nick's wife Emily) as some added eye candy, and you're well on your way to a sitcom along the lines of Three Men and a Baby. But while watching the trailer, I heard a combination of two words with a name that scares the living shit out of me: Executive Producer Jimmy Fallon. Current follow-up to Leno on NBC's Late Night lineup, I've never exactly found Jimmy Fallon to be all that funny both on SNL and now on his talk show, so I would hope he's mostly hands off. Guys with Kids appears to be NBC's big bet to be eventual replacement for The Office or 30 Rock, so I'm hoping they'll have brought on a writer with a history of success but without that, they're running a sinking ship. This one's NBC's to lose.<br />
Prediction: Guys with Kids, while promising, will be underwhelming. I'm not sure this one will get a full season order and instead will just air the 13 episodes they've ordered and end it there.<br />
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Last Resort (ABC, Premiers 9/27 at 8PM)<br />
It would appear that ABC is hedging its bets with 666 Park Avenue because it's putting all its chips on Last Resort. Based on the trailer, I would say that this is a smart bet. Watching the trailer, you'll notice a few familiar faces including powerhouse actors Andre Braugher (House's Therapist) as Capt. Marcus Chaplin, Bruce Davison (X-Men's Senator Kelley) as Admiral Arthur Shepard and Robert Patrick (Terminator 2's T-1000). Add to the cast the creator/writer of The Shield, Shawn Ryan and you're left with a formula for success. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDSttA64KGU" target="_blank">The trailer</a> shows an interesting plot where Naval sub USS Colorado is given orders to fire upon Pakistan but Capt. Chaplin defies direct orders which turns the US Gov't against them. As the US goes to war with Pakistan, the crew of the Colorado find a tropical island to set up a home base while they try to dodge attacks from the US Military and attempt to find a way to get back home. Desperate to survive, it appears the Colorado will take all necessary steps to assure its safety including launching an assumed nuclear missile at the US itself. This show has drama and conflict written all over it and I admit, it has me hooked already. Of course, all this hype that the trailer brings can easily collapse on itself with a few missteps, plus going up against Big Bang Theory/Two and a Half Men on CBS, The X Factor on FOX and 30 Rock/Up All Night on NBC could make for an interesting battle for the 8PM Thursday slot.<br />
Prediction: Last Resort with a spectacular cast and The Shield caliber writing will be ABC's next dramatic success. Consider this one probably the best bet for a second season return.<br />
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Made in Jersey (CBS, Premiers 9/28 at 9PM)<br />
Well, my worst nightmare is coming true. All the idiots in America have the ratings clout to take one of the worlds worst accents and give it the leading roll in an hour long girl power show. Now listen, I'm not against a show or movie that stars a strong female roll, but when you add on the nails on a chalkboard Jersey accent, it's just a step away from Jersey Shore. Besides, as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDkaxn44PU" target="_blank">the trailer shows</a>, the writing is horrendous. The fact that the lead, Martina Garetti (Janet Montgomery) uses her street smarts, essentially beauty salon knowledge is just depressing to say the least. We've already seen court procedurals fail in the past, given the recent reduction of Law and Order shows from 3 to 1 and the failure of mid-season's The Firm so the future looks bleak. Also, Made in Jersey has been dropped into the 9PM Friday slot, which tends to be a death sentence to any show that's not Fringe. All in all, it doesn't bode well for Made in Jersey.<br />
Prediction: I don't think Made in Jersey is bad enough to get the early ax after only a few episodes, but I highly doubt it will make it past the first order of episodes and into a lengthened first season let alone a second season.<br />
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Malibu Country (ABC, Premiers 11/2 at 8:30PM)<br />
Much like Winter's look into Napoleon Dynamite, I'm going to keep this one short. I hated Reba and I hate Country, so this fish out of water sitcom will get nothing from me outside of hopes for a quick series cancellation. Unfortunately, Reba McEntire's last show was a hit and this one, following Last Man Standing on Fridays will most likely live long enough to be a pain in my ass. Give <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziV_VcqBlQI" target="_blank">the trailer</a> a look if you're a glutton for punishment and absolutely must see for yourself, but don't say I didn't warn you.<br />
Prediction: I hope this one doesn't get renewed for a second season, but Friday needs another half hour sitcom to pair with Last Man Standing. Expect this one back for a second season, unfortunately.<br />
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The Mindy Project (FOX, Premiers 9/25 at 9:30PM)<br />
Our second awkward doctor show new to the fall lineup belongs to FOX with The Mindy Project. Starring 40 Year Old Virgin's Mindy Kaling as Dr. Mindy Lahiri, a most likely 30-something Dr. trying to figure her life out, The Mindy Project is bound to be another show trying too hard to be funny. You'll see a few familiar faces in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0atkuby1SY" target="_blank">the trailer</a> with Bill Hader (Seth Rogan's partner in Superbad) and Ed Helms (Hangover's Dr. Stu), which are Mindy's old and new love interests respectively. The Mindy Project is hoping to hold viewers over from lead-in New Girl on what could be a very strong Thursday comedy lineup, but much like with Ben & Kate, The Mindy Project will get a lot of scrutiny week in and week out and as a result could end up getting the chopping block fairly early on. With a strong cast and equally strong writing, though, it could very well succeed here, but I'm not getting my hopes up as FOX has a history of quickly pulling the trigger on these shows.<br />
Prediction: The Mindy Project is mostly going up against a handful of new shows and Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23 which was renewed for a second season, but doesn't have a strong following. Just through a lack of competition at the 9:30PM timeslot, I think it will return for a half order for season 2, but FOX will be looking to give the golden timeslot a show that keeps the viewers.<br />
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The Mob Doctor (FOX, Premiers 9/17 at 9PM)<br />
FOX had itself a great 1-2 punch and almost sole ownership of primetime TV on Monday nights with Bones leading into House. Now, with House done, FOX is looking for a follow-up to Bones to keep viewers from changing the channel to ABC's Dancing with the Stars or NBC's The Voice. Their hope is new medical drama, The Mob Doctor starring Jordana Spiro (My Boys) as Dr. Grace Devlin. As you can see in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjsZS5lfpYg" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, Devlin's character is the sister of Nate Devlin (Jesse Lee Soffer, As the World Turns) who owes a debt to the Chicago Mob. As a way to get her brother out of debt with the mob, she makes a deal with Mob Boss Paul Moretti (Michael Rappaport). Constantine Alexander (William Forsythe), who appears to have both mob and family ties to Devlin, acts as some kind of mob handler/sounding board. I'm not really sure what Forsythe's character's roll will be as the show goes on, but I imagine he'll play a large roll as possibly a protector who will eventually turn on Devlin. Ultimately, The Mob Doctor could have the weight to be a good show, but I don't think it fits the Monday lineup because it just doesn't carry the same tone as Bones does and House did but I could be wrong.<br />
Prediction: The Mob Doctor can be some compelling TV for FOX especially with the cast they've lined up for the show. I imagine it will get a full season order and come back for a season 2, just on a different day. If it does make it to a season 2, that's probably when I'll add it to my viewing list.<br />
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Nashville (ABC, Premiers 10/10 at 10PM)<br />
Nashville is ABC's attempt at capturing the same type of magic that keeps shows like FOX's Glee and NBC's Smash on the air but to me suffers from the same issues I see in both. The problem with these kinds of shows is that the most compelling piece of the plot is gone as soon as the competition is over. Once the lead character defeats her nemesis, where is there to go except to drop in a new nemesis and do it all over again? As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9WHtAv7ts" target="_blank">the trailer</a> shows, Nashville stars Connie Britton as Rayna, the washed up country artist fighting to keep up the act against newcomers like Juliette Barnes (Hayden Panettiere) who have looks but no talent. The problem I have with these kinds of shows is that they're far better suited to be a movie than a TV show. Surprisingly to me, it appears that both Britton and Panettiere actually sing during the show but the songs sound so manufactured, it's tough to really tell that it's them. The main problem is that Nashville is dealing with the lead-in from ABC's powerhouse Wednesday comedy lineup and going toe to to with newcomer Chicago Fire and long in the tooth CSI over on CBS so it has its work cut out for it.<br />
Prediction: Nashville will do a respectable job of hanging onto its lead in viewers which will be just enough for it to be renewed for a second season. After that, though, only the strength of the second season plot will allow it to continue past that.<br />
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The Neighbors (ABC, Premiers 9/26 at 9:30PM)<br />
In what could possibly be the first cancellation of the Fall 2012 season, The Neighbors features a family that moves from what looked like the big city out to the suburbs. The <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_iJy5auBko" target="_blank">trailer shows</a> the Weaver Family, headed up by Marty Weaver (played by familiar face Lenny Venito) and Debbie Weaver (Jami Gertz), are greeted in their new cookie cutter suburban neighborhood by an army of what appears to be multi-racial clones. Of course, the Weavers know that something is up, but what they had in mind was definitely not what they expected. The Weaver kids are playing games with one of the clone kids when they find out, much to their surprise, that he's an alien. Of course, this prompts the entire neighborhood to reveal that they, too, are aliens. Yawn. Here's the problem with these forced fish out of water stories - they've been done to death. Even with the odd relationship that grows between the family and the aliens this show probably won't be very good. You can also imagine the added pressure of following up The Middle and leading into ABC powerhouse Modern Family. If this show doesn't hold on to The Middle's viewers and keeps them around for Modern Family, you bet ABC will pull the trigger and replace The Neighbors before you even hear the shot.<br />
Prediction: The Neighbors will grace us with an early season cancellation. I predict 5-6 episodes air, tops.<br />
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The New Normal (NBC, Premiers 9/11 at 9:30PM)<br />
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, wants a piece of the Modern Family pie. The problem is that so far, no one has figured out what exactly makes Modern Family so successful. So <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJfBZxUlzhY" target="_blank">the trailer</a> shows that NBC is trying to capture that lightning in a bottle with a cast of mostly unknowns including a woman out to start over (Georgia King as Goldie Clemmons) with her daughter (Bebe Wood as Shania Clemmons) by escaping the Midwest and heading to California. Here, Goldie dreams about going back to school and becoming a lawyer (apparently she doesn't know that law students aren't in high demand right now) but first she needs the cash. So like any sane single woman, she decides she wants to become a surrogate mother for a "quick" $35k to get that ball rolling. Enter the hopeful parents (you might see the Modern Family influence here) Bryan Buckley (Video Game/Cartoon voice actor Andrew Rannells) and David Murray (Doug from The Hangover, Justin Bartha). The gay couple happens across Goldie's application and decides she would be a fitting surrogate. Enter the extremely homophobic and racist (and unbelievably young) grandmother of Goldie, Jane Forrest (Ellen Barkin, who guest starred on Modern Family) and here NBC hopes to have a recipe for success. I don't know if they'll strike gold, but I do think this show could pull in the female crowd at the very least. It'll be interesting to see if they can pull in the male crowd as well because the trailer was more sweet on tone and less humorous, but the interaction with the grandmother is a wild card.<br />
Prediction: I think The New Normal will be slow going, but it'll garner enough of an audience for NBC to pull in a second season where it will really start to improve. This will be one to keep an eye on.<br />
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Partners (CBS, Premiers 9/24 at 8:30PM)<br />
Will and Grace is back, except this time Grace is a dude played by Professor Charles Eppes (David Krumholtz as Joe). At least that's what I'm assuming because I've never seen a single episode of Will and Grace but this show is brought to you by the same fellas that brought you Will and Grace oh so long ago. So this show, as seen in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEfhtjS4AVk" target="_blank">the trailer</a>, is about Joe and his best friend Louis (played by Ugly Betty's Michael Urie) who happens to be gay. Both Joe and Louis are in serious relationships: Joe with Ali (Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill) and Louis with Wyatt/Superman (Brandon Routh). My guess is that Partners will have most of the Will and Grace fans all wrapped up already and that alone will keep this show pretty successful, but there's the possibility of having some pretty funny interactions considering the cast. The way Joe and Louis interact remind me of Ted and Marshall interact in How I Met Your Mother, except one of them would be gay.<br />
Prediction: The Will and Grace fans will most likely come back to Partners, bringing with them an almost sure-fire bet of a second season return. Add that to the lead-in crowd from previously mentioned How I Met Your Mother and you've got a pretty sure bet even if Partners isn't great.<br />
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Revolution (NBC, Premiers 9/17 at 10PM)<br />
NBC has been scraping and clawing in an attempt to become relevant again. As we mentioned during the review of Chicago Fire, NBC just doesn't have much going for it with Chuck ending last year and heavy hitters 30 Rock and The Office ending this season. But NBC is betting on the city of Chicago to help pull them back out of the hole they started digging with the later seasons of Heroes. Well, as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwfCRAtkYEI" target="_blank">the trailer</a> shows, this time we've found ourselves in Chicago 15 years after some kind of worldwide EMP goes off. The world has devolved back to the days where everyone is a hunter/gatherer out of necessity and small armed groups of people become the most powerful. Directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man 1&2) and produced by TV superstar J.J. Abrams (Fringe) come together to bring us a show as wild as Terra Nova but with far less CG it would appear. I'm definitely intrigued by the character of Miles Matheson (Billy Burke known to me from Season 2 of 24), a badass dude who has a killer sword fight in the trailer. As you'll see, the plot of this show revolves around some kind of pendant that is either responsible for the EMP or acts as a shield from a persistent EMP. I have a few questions from the trailer already, though. I'm sure gasoline is scarce, but old cars aren't controlled by computer chips. Why are they using black powder rifles? You can still make decent ammo without electronics so modern guns are still useful. Well, I will definitely be watching to find out the answers to these questions.<br />
Prediction: Lately, J.J. Abrams shows haven't had a great track record, but the fans of his shows are loyal. I'm betting on Revolution being a good enough show that the fans will keep it around for a second season. Besides, with NBC's low standards, Revolution has a lower bar set for it.<br />
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Vegas (CBS, Premiers 9/25 at 10PM)<br />
Last, but very certainly not least, is CBS's new drama Vegas. Obviously CBS is taking the name of the show at heart because they have thrown everything they can on this show. They're definitely betting big as can be seen by the powerhouse cast that graces the YouTubes. As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHRnqMkwXY" target="_blank">the trailer</a> clearly shows, Vegas is a mixture of FX staple Justified and HBO favorite Boardwalk Empire. Actually, a show like this is somewhat surprising to have landed on CBS to begin with since the content is extremely suited for FX or HBO, not surprisingly. Vegas definitely brings some huge names with it starring Dennis Quaid as rancher Ralph Lamb, Michael Chiklis (The Shield) as mobster Vincent Savino and Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix) as A.D.A Katherine O'Connell. This show takes place back in the 60's when Las Vegas was just starting to accelerate in growth with the various mobsters moving in and making their claim at pieces of Sin City. Ralph Lamb is seeing his city and his land threatened by these out of towners coming in and throwing their weight around so he takes up the mantle to defend his turf against these gangsters (and some would say the winds of fate). The trailer was tension packed and if the show is written anywhere near as well as it has been cast than CBS has its brand new multi-season hit. I will definitely be adding this to my watch list.<br />
Prediction; With a powerhouse cast and good writing, Vegas is a sure bet. I just hope it doesn't feel gimped by not being on a network like FX or HBO where there's a bit more freedom. Vegas will be back for a season 2, no doubt about it.<br />
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<br />Roederj85http://www.blogger.com/profile/13964351769876630732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-5796190407767838282012-08-30T11:13:00.001-05:002012-08-30T11:13:35.905-05:00CABLE-POCALYPSE! (The Fall 2012 Rankings)Becuase rankings are both lazy and controversial, we here at Opportunity Assassins love them. That said, we decided to arbitrarily rank 10 major television networks to spark controversy or debate or something. In reality, it's just an excuse to justify the amount of TV we currently watch plus get us to watch even more TV. <br />
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Of course nothing we do here at Opportunity Assassins is without ulterior motive. In an effort to refine our weekly posts, we're introducing our TV focused "Cable-pocalypse" segment in which we continually rank and re-rank the top ten networks based on overall viewing quality on the networks. Also under the "Cable-pocalypse" umbrella are our Winter and Fall TV previews which will inevitably be used by Vegas in the newest betting sensation/reality TV phenomenon called "Cancellation Wars."<br />
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This all starts with Pete's thorough investigation into each of our current top 10 candidates from last to first with NBC dropping later today. We'll follow this up with Jake's Fall 2012 TV Preview in which he predicts the fate of various new TV series based solely on the trailer. In the coming weeks, we'll actually start watching some of these shows that we deem worthy. For now, though, read 'em and weep!<br />
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<li>AMC</li>
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<li>USA</li>
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<li>TNT</li>
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<li>ABC</li>
<li>CBS</li>
<li>NBC</li>
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Petehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00429958552303693205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417547087164981358.post-35943196081093585122012-08-28T22:30:00.001-05:002012-08-28T22:30:39.526-05:00OAAR: Linkin Park - Meteora (2003)Linkin Park's second album, <i>Meteora</i>, is just one big con. There, I said it. By no means is it a bad album or something you should avoid listening to if you're a Linkin Park fan, but just be aware that the goods sold to you on the second listed track are not what <i>Meteora</i> is all about. Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine you've been waiting three years for a new Linkin Park album after listening to their first, and arguably best, album. But those three years have felt more like 5. So you go to the local Sam Goody (remember those?) and buy the <i>Meteora </i>Special Edition (because you can..also, remember those?). From there, you go out to your car and unwrap the CD like a man possessed. You take that fresh disk out and slide it into the aftermarket CD player you paid $300 for. "What do you hear first?" I hear you ask.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyqB1FbIHep3D0UFeieED_GbB5N0Zgk6ZAQDySCLE6knThb1f3OwJhtWYok7nVGRd4bsqj22FEeyXac0WIoQQsydRRUjRKl7BpH9ndz7IuKvJkAkArkCUF2wkIaZa-lEstAaVXFS_6Hnc/s1600/Meteora.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyqB1FbIHep3D0UFeieED_GbB5N0Zgk6ZAQDySCLE6knThb1f3OwJhtWYok7nVGRd4bsqj22FEeyXac0WIoQQsydRRUjRKl7BpH9ndz7IuKvJkAkArkCUF2wkIaZa-lEstAaVXFS_6Hnc/s1600/Meteora.JPG" /></a>Well, once you pop the CD in, you're greeted with an explosion than sounds of anvils or something like that on the track "Foreword." A right proper title for the first track if you ask me (no, I'm not British). The excitement starts to build because what is there to follow some really cool sound effects but a masterpiece. Well, this first track ushers us perfectly into the first actual song on the album, "Don't Stay." A grin starts to spread across your face as Mr. Han's samples lead to a single, heavily distorted guitar then from there, BAM. The whole band comes in to usher you into the next, heaviest, Linkin Park album. Chester greets you with his vocals, effortlessly transitioning from the melodic to the harsh raspiness he will be known to over-utilize only one album later. Linkin Park is back!<br />
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But then, "Somewhere I Belong" starts up and the heavy guitars are replaced with some strange sounds from Mr. Han and some clean guitars. You worry for a moment only to have the distortion come back. So you think you're ok, and then the distortion drops out again and Mike Shinoda starts rapping. Chester comes in here and there reminding you that he's still here and promising that you'll hear more from him, which you do in the chorus when the distortion comes back. But from here on out, the album is never the same. Shinoda seems to have replaced Chester as front-man. He's giving a decent performance, sure, but you just feel like the songs could be better. There are some brighter spots than others, like the popular "Faint", the Chester fronted "Breaking the Habit" and Mr Han's solo in "Session" but it just seems like <i>Meteora</i> never quite reaches as high as it could have. At least until "Numb" where Chester and Shinoda finally come together to lay down a fantastic track.<br />
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Again, don't get me wrong. I still enjoy this album and the very solid flow from track to track which makes for a spectacular overall experience but like I said, I feel somewhat cheated. Hopefully, next time you wander back down <i>Meteora</i> way, you'll better remember what you've really signed up for and have a much better time as a result. P.S. - Take a look at our scores for "Don't Stay" then think about the score while listening to the end of the track. Do you think they knew how we'd score it?<br />
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In a world full of bands who suffer the "sophomore slump", it's always exciting when one band hits back with an album as good as - dare I say better? No, no I don't - than the first. And when it happens it is the most natural thing in the world to wonder "What's the secret? Why don't other bands follow this model?" There's a long and complicated answer probably, but let's cut all the bull. Linkin Park took the most surefire way of repeating debut success, make the same damn album again. Now, of course this should bother you some, but not too much. Remember, bad music (modern country) and good music (AC/DC) have parlayed the repeated album motif into millions of dollars. <br />
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In Linkin Park's case, <i>Meteora</i> is very much akin to <i>Hybrid Theory. </i>Yet where the latter was driven by guitar riffs and an inspired new ("nu-") blend of metal, the former is filled with catchy vocal melodies, hooks, and sequences (probably a main contributing factor to Jake and I having a 10 point difference in rating). The combination of these disparate parts forms into perhaps the most sonically cohesive album in the band's catalog, but at the same time you, the listener, are experiencing sonic stasis. If you're jacked when the album starts, you're jacked when it's over, yet somehow the same experience goes for sadness, indifference, and the desperate need to pee. The songs are very good, overall, as evidenced by the litany of 4s I handed out. Whether it's "Breaking The Habit", "Don't Stay", or "Easier To Run" that comes on, I'm pleasantly surprised and do enjoy my 3 minutes of turn of the century reminiscence. "Somewhere I Belong" is a top notch track, that reminds you that you're listening to the same band, just three years later. "Numb", which I would posit is the best Linkin Park song ever, leaves you with promises of what's to come. But all in all, <i>Meteora</i> does the same thing <i>Hybrid Theory</i> did, it announces the band's legitimacy and teases the future. And as enjoyable as this album is that fact will make it always good, but never great.<br />
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