Lazy Ass Reviews: The Apparition (2012)

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I keep going to horror movies and expecting them to have some redeeming qualities.  Much to no one's surprise, this movie has none.  A bad plot is poorly executed, bad dialog is poorly delivered, and a refund is your only thought as soon as the opening credits hit.  Ashley Greene looks good; in fact the actual "apparition" should be her legs, which have a prominent role in the early minutes of the movie.  But after the first "tense" scene (in which Greene is wearing panties that are probably, thankfully, a size too small) the "seriousness" gets amped up and the clothes stay on.  Don't waste your time, and especially don't waste your money.

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